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post #59101 of 70093
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

I believe coffee, beer, or a Bloody Mary Caesar are acceptable breakfast foods.

Duly noted. Also, changed for being Canadian.
post #59102 of 70093
I would stand right in the middle eating bacon.
post #59103 of 70093
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Originally Posted by donjuan17 View Post

...wearing a double Windsor knotted tie.

I am joking. Would never be caught with a double Windsor.


Caption on the original: "I can tie a full windsor while driving down the road at 65 mph."


http://www.humansofnewyork.com/post/35651997031/i-can-tie-a-full-windsor-while-driving-down-the
post #59104 of 70093

I just ate some bomb masitas de puerco. Suck on that, vegan bitches!

post #59105 of 70093
Boss is out today, which means shit is rolling downhill right onto me. And today it is an avalanche.
post #59106 of 70093
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post

Boss is out today, which means shit is rolling downhill right onto me. And today it is an avalanche.

I imagine you still have "elevated mood" from your recent activities, though. That should help you weather the storm.
post #59107 of 70093
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Originally Posted by otc View Post

Maybe you can get her to lie down on top of you the next time they do a "Die In"

that video would have gone viral if some fat guy put his burrito down, whipped his dick out, and then started taking a leak on all of the people laying down. After all, they're dead and can't move.
post #59108 of 70093
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

I imagine you still have "elevated mood" from your recent activities, though. That should help you weather the storm.

My mood is not one of elevation despite activiites, got the blues.
post #59109 of 70093
Holy shit.

Get e-mail: "Come down now. Calling xxxxxx." I grab my notebook, run across the building, get to where I need to be. "Oh, sorry. He needs another half hour. And instead of e-mailing you again, how about you just come down in 30 minutes and wait around until he calls."

Knowing how these things go, I will be sitting there for 45 minutes waiting for a fucking phone call.

Edit: I should mention I was enjoying a slice of indulgent coconut chocolate cake when this all went down. angry.gif
Edited by Connemara - 1/31/14 at 11:32am
post #59110 of 70093
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Originally Posted by gomestar View Post

that video would have gone viral if some fat guy put his burrito down, whipped his dick out, and then started taking a leak on all of the people laying down. After all, they're dead and can't move.

It might also go viral if they had instead edited it so that it started around the time it cut off, and continued through the cops showing up and herding them out of the shop.
post #59111 of 70093
Sometimes people be say "You are weak of mind get the blues when the sun ain't shine," to where I'm like "Shut your pie hole you piece of shit head." (Can't think of a better comeback because the sun ain't shine.)
post #59112 of 70093
The sun cannot shine when you are down in a hole and they've put all the stones in their place.
post #59113 of 70093
Hey buns-heads do not sound your horns at me if I wait for the pedestrians (who are crossing with the light have right of way) to get across the street before I complete my left turn. The law forbids me from striking them with my car, and so I am not going to do so irregardless of your angers.
post #59114 of 70093
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Would smash the spokes-vegan. She reminds me of Mila Kunis.

 

 

Mila is ruined for me, ever since I learned that she is a Jewess. Now, every time I see her all I can think of is my Aunt Molly.

post #59115 of 70093
I haven't felt the presence of Super Bowl tourists until today. I shudder to think what Broadway was like during the day.
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