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Originally Posted by Bhowie View Post

Srs medical question: I think I had some blood in the first part of one of my loads. Is this possible? I haven't seen it since. Halp.
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Originally Posted by Bhowie View Post

The blood was in my semen, son, in my semen

did she notice? was it shark week backwash from the girl?
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Originally Posted by MrG View Post

FFS, am I the only person on the internet with access to Google?

why use google when people can make up advice and see what happens?
post #55922 of 70093
I received a letter of recommendation in comic sans. I wonder if I should interpret that as a signalization of repressed views?
post #55923 of 70093
was it written by the Cleveland Cavaliers owner?
post #55924 of 70093
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

I received a letter of recommendation in comic sans. I wonder if I should interpret that as a signalization of repressed views?

This is a sabotage. No serious letter of recommendation would be in this font. The person who gave you this wants you to fail.
post #55925 of 70093
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Originally Posted by zarathustra View Post

This is a sabotage. No serious letter of recommendation would be in this font. The person who gave you this wants you to fail.

The letter wasn't to recommend me, thankfully. It was to recommend someone else to me (on account of I am a decision-maker of jobs).
post #55926 of 70093
A cystoscopy is even less enjoyable than it sounds.
post #55927 of 70093
L'inc then it is your duty to file the resume in the small receptacle ( that may be round or perhaps rectangle) near your desk that has its contents filed away each night by the janitorial staff.
post #55928 of 70093
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Originally Posted by JustChris View Post

A cystoscopy is even less enjoyable than it sounds.

the cystoscope isn't even the "bad part"….

i remember my urology rotation in clerkship a lot because of the instruments…

the urethral dilators laid out on a tray before cystoscopy were horrific looking.



also any check up with a urologist involves a rectal exam on the physical exam (wicked helpful in detecting a wide range of things).
post #55929 of 70093
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Originally Posted by SixOhNine View Post

Inna fit of industriousness, I repainted a room yesterday. Well, just put down the primer coat, for you pedants out there. After cleaning up and feeling properly manly, I noticed my lower back was a bit sore. Since I bring the toughness of my immigrant laborer ancestors, I drank beer(s), watched Die Hard, and fell asleep on the couch.

Today has been an extended soiree through one of the circles of Dante's Inferno. My ancestors laugh at me in their jibber jabber languages (of which there are several, since I am a mutt of genealogy). I curse them and the weak genes the inflicted upon me. I also curse the weakness of scotch, Ambien and ibuprofen as I sit in a metal chair. My only friend is a box of donuts. I love you, donuts. I curse you Behr...

you are not pure of race, this is why you fail.
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

yo, is Thomas on the list this year?

my gift to you I will thrust it upon you when I step into houston again. and thrust it I will over and over until the pain turns into pleasure and your knees will give and you will whisper my name... "aciiiidd...."
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Originally Posted by Bhowie View Post

The blood was in my semen, son, in my semen

yo, B... serious talk ya gotta have that looked into brah. and when I say "looked into" its someone with a medical degree, not those lovely ladies in them bars.
post #55930 of 70093
Haha!!
post #55931 of 70093
Sometimes people bethink I am injured in the mind but it's not true that's just how I "kick it" (folkways).
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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post

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Originally Posted by JustChris View Post

A cystoscopy is even less enjoyable than it sounds.

the cystoscope isn't even the "bad part"….

i remember my urology rotation in clerkship a lot because of the instruments…

the urethral dilators laid out on a tray before cystoscopy were horrific looking.



also any check up with a urologist involves a rectal exam on the physical exam (wicked helpful in detecting a wide range of things).

I'd need about an F60
post #55933 of 70093
I don't think you understand how those things work, Fang. They go inside, not outside, the peen.
post #55934 of 70093

I feel like my eyes are going to pop out of my head. Fuck you rhinovirus. 

post #55935 of 70093
Well, that's what you get for doing those things to that rhinoceros.
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