Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!



munchausen said:

I've been getting the worst heartburn every day.

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tums my man. i cant live without them

patrickBOOTH said:

You have no idea. I would be so bloated.
It is pretty official, I have stopped eating throughout the day because of how uncomfortable it makes me and still I bloat up and fart like crazy. I really think sitting has something to do with it. If I see too long without walking I get bloated.

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I eat a yoghurt in the am, and dinner after 11pm. thats it. cant do nothing else anymore.

Sounds like Gluten Intolerance. Just saying.



Rambo said:

Sounds like Gluten Intolerance. Just saying.

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You're really buying into this no-gluten fad. I have been tasted for celiac. I don't have it. I have eaten at gluten-free restaurants here in the city. Bothers me just the same as anything else.

you need a poop transplant.



Liam O said:

you need a poop transplant.

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I just sent Stitches a winner.

Seriously dude, its a medical procedure. Helps with a large number of IBS/Idiosymptomatic GT issues. They take someone with healthy poop, put their poop up your butt, and the germs in their ass that make their poop healthy make your poop healthy. I know it sounds like a 3rd rate German porno, but its got a pretty good track record.



patrickBOOTH said:

I just sent Stitches a winner.

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patrickBOOTH said:

You're really buying into this no-gluten fad. I have been tasted for celiac. I don't have it. I have eaten at gluten-free restaurants here in the city. Bothers me just the same as anything else.

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Not buying into, just been through this ringer and the symptoms sound similar to what people with intolerance get. Remember, its different than Celiac. Celiac is you eat gluten and puke, or swell, or feel sick as a dog. Intolerance is more like you eat gluten and your bowels lock up on you, or you can't ****, or you feel like crap. Like the minor league version of Celiac. Just because you ate one meal doesn't mean its not an issue. There could be gluten in your yogurt, or some other thing you eat throughout the day. You need a longer sample to figure it out. If you want to try that is.

Liam O said:

Seriously dude, its a medical procedure. Helps with a large number of IBS/Idiosymptomatic GT issues. They take someone with healthy poop, put their poop up your butt, and the germs in their ass that make their poop healthy make your poop healthy. I know it sounds like a 3rd rate German porno, but its got a pretty good track record.

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Never even heard of this.



Liam O said:

Seriously dude, its a medical procedure. Helps with a large number of IBS/Idiosymptomatic GT issues. They take someone with healthy poop, put their poop up your butt, and the germs in their ass that make their poop healthy make your poop healthy. I know it sounds like a 3rd rate German porno, but its got a pretty good track record.

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I think I'd rather just be uncomfortable.

My back is still fucked up.



Rambo said:

Not buying into, just been through this ringer and the symptoms sound similar to what people with intolerance get. Remember, its different than Celiac. Celiac is you eat gluten and puke, or swell, or feel sick as a dog. Intolerance is more like you eat gluten and your bowels lock up on you, or you can't ****, or you feel like crap. Like the minor league version of Celiac. Just because you ate one meal doesn't mean its not an issue. There could be gluten in your yogurt, or some other thing you eat throughout the day. You need a longer sample to figure it out. If you want to try that is.
Never even heard of this.

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I don't eat yoghurt, that is Liam. I eat once a day at dinner. It is generally a big salad of some sort.

Rambo said:

Not buying into, just been through this ringer and the symptoms sound similar to what people with intolerance get. Remember, its different than Celiac. Celiac is you eat gluten and puke, or swell, or feel sick as a dog. Intolerance is more like you eat gluten and your bowels lock up on you, or you can't ****, or you feel like crap. Like the minor league version of Celiac. Just because you ate one meal doesn't mean its not an issue. There could be gluten in your yogurt, or some other thing you eat throughout the day. You need a longer sample to figure it out. If you want to try that is.
Never even heard of this.

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I don't eat gluten really. any kind of processed carbs give me unbelievably vile gas. Just the amount of sugars in my system, imho.

BTW you're welcome

patrickBOOTH said:

I think I'd rather just be uncomfortable.
My back is still fucked up.

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me too, and sux

patrickBOOTH said:

I don't eat yoghurt, that is Liam. I eat once a day at dinner. It is generally a big salad of some sort.

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EW@Rabbit food.

I don't get you people. I drink gallons of coffee and beer daily. I eat steak and bacon and almost no vegetables. My poops are awesome.

Man up you 99%er fibromyalgia sufferers.



patrickBOOTH said:

I don't eat yoghurt, that is Liam. I eat once a day at dinner. It is generally a big salad of some sort.

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i love yogurt. its my breakfast almost every day. greek chobani strawberry banana yogurt. delish.



in stitches said:

first smoke of the day messed with my head

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I thought you gave up you weak prick.