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Originally Posted by Liam O View Post

Fucking fuck. I just found a pair of NWT nudie jeans in my size on the bay, shipping locally, for about 50dkk (9 bucks) more than I paid for those damned cheap mondays. WHY THE FUCK DID I ALREADY WAX THEM?

I feel responsible for this outcome.
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When Spotify recommends a song for me but then tells me it's not available to listen to when I click on it.
Fuck you too, Spotify.
(Generally speaking, I like Spotify a lot. But that annoys the hell out of me.)
post #55263 of 67895
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post


I feel responsible for this outcome.

You are.

______________________


Cute girl I go to school with saw me in my comfy ass Icelandic sweater today, reading "The Old Man and the Sea" (I figure I've been in college for like ten years, I should read classics at some point).

"OMG LIAM!!! THAT'S WHO YOU REMIND ME OF!"

"huh?"

"Ernest Hemmingway! You look like the Nordic Hemmingway!"

I'm pretty happy about this, dude was good looking when he was younger, right? No clue why she thinks we look alike, because we don't, and no clue why I'm the Nordic version, since I'm about 200% Irish, genetically.

Then she shows me the picture she meant on her phone.

Depressing (Click to show)

Fuck.
 

post #55264 of 67895
Plus also probably "knows" one of the 2 or 3 things about Hemingway that everyone "knows" -- specifically, that he killed himself because he was ashamed of being gay.


But otherwise, I'd say these are very encouraging signals you're getting from this girl.
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Lol, he's good looking though.
post #55266 of 67895
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Originally Posted by Find Finn View Post

Lol, he's good looking though.

Not for a 27 year old...

post #55267 of 67895
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Originally Posted by lawyerdad View Post

When Spotify recommends a song for me but then tells me it's not available to listen to when I click on it.
Fuck you too, Spotify.
(Generally speaking, I like Spotify a lot. But that annoys the hell out of me.)

fucking bastards!!!
post #55268 of 67895
Not really no, but if she likes the look, then...
post #55269 of 67895
You have to regain your manhood by banging her
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The Old Man and the Sea is not a good starting point for Hemingway. It's best to go A Farewell To Arms, For Whom the Bell Tolls, A Moveable Feast (memoirs from Paris), The Sun Also Rises and then Old Man. 

post #55271 of 67895
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

You have to regain your manhood by banging her


A) you imply I had manhood at some point
B) not gonna get into reasons, but i'm not going to try to make that happen. Trust me, good reasons.

post #55272 of 67895
Blasphemy. Blasphemy I tell you.
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Blasphemy, blasphemy I tell you.
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post

We have a bunch of these. The "advanced" classes tend to go over stuff that I learned on my own in high school.

It wasn't quite that remedial, but I don't think there was any new information for me at all. I think part of the problem is that I just use Excel so much that I don't realize how much I know. That's not to say I'm some sort of expert, but between using it through grad school and work, I've accumulated a good bit of experience with it.
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Originally Posted by lawyerdad View Post

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Thanks, bra. This made my morning.

Also, you are sexist and a thin privileger.

I aim to please!

For the record, it really was only the women who were fat. The room was probably 3:1 women to men, so the sample size was larger, but, of the men in the room, not a single one was overweight. The ladies, on the other hand, we well represented by the I-might-bleed-gravy set.

Can't deny the thin privileger part. I judge the fatties harshly and enjoy the privileges my twigginess provides (fitting through doorways, coach seats, etc.).
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^fatlanta!
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