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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

I have no idea what this means.

Sorry, Xfinitiy X1 is a new fancy cable box available to some Comcast subscribers. I only know the model name because they've been (or were) running ads with Don Cheadle advertising them. I got it when I moved a few months back. It's a pretty good cable box (organized, responsive and has some apps that are fairly useful). UNfortunately yesterday it started humming or buzzing loudly. For such a loud , mechanical noise I thought it was my fridge. Nope, it's the box. It's pissing me off and I have to call COmcast to get it replaced. Hence the post.
post #55247 of 64970
I think the manatee a couple seats to my left has consumption. Well, she definitely has consumption, but I think she has it in the Doc Holliday sense, too. She won't stop coughing. So help me, if this stupid class gets me sick...
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Originally Posted by Douglas View Post

Matt, you shouldn't call these ladies manatees. That is a pretty heartless comparison.

because the poor manatee is an endangered species but fat ladies in excel classes are an overpopulated nuisance species, which is why I support a longer hunting season.

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The book I'm currently reading refers to manatees as "sea pork." That seemed somehow relevant here.
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Originally Posted by jhcam8 View Post

A pod?

No idea. Having lived in Florida most of my life, I'm comfortable declaring manatees complete douche bags, but I honestly don't know the term for a group.
post #55248 of 64970
A pod of whales is what we call 'em - usually navigating around the mall.
post #55249 of 64970
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Originally Posted by Douglas View Post

I just ordered something by phone, that a company has in stock, that will not be delivered until November 29th.

It's 2013 people, get your f*cking logistics in order.

Says the dude placing phone orders when it is almost 2014.
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Don't blame me; the item is not available on their website and says explicitly to call on the phone.

I found the same item on other websites - I can buy on Amazon - but at literally 4x the price.
post #55251 of 64970
Had a dream last night that my super tight fantasy victory somehow ended up as a loss, wake up this morning and find out it actually happened due to a stat adjustment ffffuuuu.gif
post #55252 of 64970
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Originally Posted by MrG View Post

I signed up for an "advanced" Excel class through work. I try to take advantage of free continuing ed when the opportunity presents itself, and I figured it would be informative.

I'm in class, looking at the materials, and it appears I am already an "advanced" user. This might be 100% review.

Also, why are half the women in this class enormous land manatees? I have a feeling there will be a lot of disappointed faces in the crowd when they all realize a pivot table isn't a piece of furniture that turns to administer pie faster.

We have a bunch of these. The "advanced" classes tend to go over stuff that I learned on my own in high school.
post #55253 of 64970
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Originally Posted by Douglas View Post

I hear there's a meningitis outbreak at Princeton, and Conne hasn't poasted since yesterday.

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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post

I have quarantined myself in the Rare Books Library. Fear not, dear Douglas.

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post #55254 of 64970

Fucking fuck. I just found a pair of NWT nudie jeans in my size on the bay, shipping locally, for about 50dkk (9 bucks) more than I paid for those damned cheap mondays. WHY THE FUCK DID I ALREADY WAX THEM?

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Originally Posted by Douglas View Post


I found the same item on other websites - I can buy on Amazon - but at literally 4x the price.

Does Jeff Bezos know this???
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Originally Posted by MrG View Post


Also, why are half the women in this class enormous land manatees? I have a feeling there will be a lot of disappointed faces in the crowd when they all realize a pivot table isn't a piece of furniture that turns to administer pie faster.
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Thanks, bra. This made my morning.

Also, you are sexist and a thin privileger.
post #55257 of 64970
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Originally Posted by EMartNJ View Post

For fuck's sake, he is like JapanAlex.

kinda. JapanAkex is 10x worse.
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Originally Posted by Bhowie View Post


kinda. JapanAkex is 10x worse.

He's still around?

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For some reason he is a member that can get under my skin. I can count on only one hand how many posters I truly hate though.
post #55260 of 64970
A pretty girl walked by and some guy exclaimed "dat buns!" I said "buns is plural, you can't use 'that.'" He got all mad at my words, but I don't even care I'm tired of hearing people say things like that.
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