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post #55126 of 64944
The clock is moving very slowly today. I've been staring at it all day, so I know.
post #55127 of 64944
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Originally Posted by otc View Post

I thought that the older hookers were more inexpensive??

INNORITE? That's what I thought too.
post #55128 of 64944
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

INNORITE? That's what I thought too.

What's eric's hourly rate? I guess for you it's prorated by the minute, though.

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post #55129 of 64944
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post

What's eric's hourly rate? I guess for you it's prorated by the minute, though.

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That could get expensive, I hear Piob likes to cuddle afterwards.
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post

What's eric's hourly rate? I guess for you it's prorated by the minute, though.

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You won't be laughing when you start pricing things as it sounds like you're developing the same urge to acquire.
post #55131 of 64944
I miss the Trunk Club ads. frown.gif
post #55132 of 64944
I bought some dog treats for these three Siberian huskies I live with, but the treats are so small the dogs just inhale them without chewing them like they're shitty little pine nuts or something, so they never even get to taste the bone marrow filling. I'm having a hard time trying to get the dogs to savor the taste of fine processed dog cuisine.
post #55133 of 64944
Put them into something so they have to work for them and why do live with 3 dogs (assuming they are not yours).
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Originally Posted by Find Finn View Post

Put them into something so they have to work for them and why do live with 3 dogs (assuming they are not yours).

I live in townhouse owned by a lady with a dog grooming business on the ground level. The dogs live on our floor during business hours, then she takes them to her apartment upstairs at night. I don't exactly know why, but I love dogs so I enjoy it.
post #55135 of 64944
^ I'm honestly jealous
post #55136 of 64944
As if having a head cold, losing my voice, and being an internet-based manwhore weren't bad enough, my repaired chipped tooth just chipped a little. When it rains, it whores pours.
post #55137 of 64944

went to a bar last night. Got chatted up by a fat chick, was stuck in corner. fat husband shows up, found out I used to live in Iceland. Think's I'm Icelandic, starts asking about what it's like to live in a real Aryan country....

30 minutes before I managed to split. after I told him I was american he decided to give me the "real story" about Obama for 20 min. IDGAF about Obama one way or the other, damn it, and I don't want to hear you justify the holocaust or talk about how hitler really wasn't such a bad guy, but you know, history is written by the victors or whatever the fuck you were talking about. Go choke to death on a huge, circumsized jewish dick, asshole.

post #55138 of 64944
It's bad enough having to deal with a fat chick. Once you find out that fat chick has a fat husband you should be on your feet walking to the door.
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

It's bad enough having to deal with a fat chick. Once you find out that fat chick has a fat husband you should be on your feet walking to the door.

I was sitting in the corner. I was literally blocked in or I would have left before Pig Heil ever showed up. They were wasted and just kept talking no matter how many times I said I needed to piss. I've never been happier to flee a bar in my life.

post #55140 of 64944
I'll keep an eye out for some fat neo nazis in town and avoid them.

Well, I had to plug a tire at 11pm last night thanks to the contractors using our parking lot. Why collect all of your screws when my tire does such a good job of it?
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