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Redneck girls are great dude

While this can be true, the table of Alabama fans next to me was 8 of the ugliest fattest loudest women you've ever seen. One woman needed 2 chairs.
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Of course, I am not talking about fat chicks.

I remember this one redneck girl I was seeing for a while--I think she worked at one of those wash-your-clothes-while-you-tan places. Most magnificent tits I've ever seen in my life. IIRC, she had a rabbit the size of a dog, and her apartment smelled like fucking shit.

I am so glad those days are over.
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Oh dear heavenly baby Jesus my head.
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Oh dear heavenly baby Jesus my head.

Which one?
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The Marine Corps' incessant marketing is annoying. Ohhhh the Marine Corps birthday ohhhh who gives a fuck go fight a dragon.

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My dad was with the 1st marines in the pacific in WWII Guadalcanal on when I mentioned joinining he gave me the reverse marketing speech . It worked thank god . 67-69 we're not good years to be in the marine corps
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Originally Posted by englade321 View Post

My dad was with the 1st marines in the pacific in WWII Guadalcanal on when I mentioned joinining he gave me the reverse marketing speech . It worked thank god . 67-69 we're not good years to be in the marine corps

 

Were the Marines the same superficial media juggernauts that they are today back then?

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I lost my phone and I'm hungover as shit.

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I went in to the doctor's office yesterday because I was feeling a little under the weather. As I was waiting in the waiting room, a medical official comes out and says "Our records indicate that you have provided us with a false name your true name is Thespis Risperdahl. Under the Missouri Truth in Naming Act, we cannot treat patients under false names." In response, I insisted that the name I gave them was my true name of which I've been using my whole life on my Social Security card and driver's license. But they were adamant, insisting that I must sign in as Thespis Risperdahl. Eventually, after some more refusal on my part, the official came out and made the football signal for "incomplete" and yelled out "Forfeiture of Care!" Long story short, I did not get any care and am still under the weather a bit.
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Originally Posted by Teacher View Post

They're all shopping in America. I know. A quarter of Canada was in my restaurant today.

Cross border shopping Canadians are horrid.

Also, did not know you had a restaurant. You should hire Kyle.
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Got staffed on another project early last week, so now I'm on two, which is not ideal, but manageable since the project I was already on is really slow.

Anyway, we're currently ramping up for the new project and my manager just emailed me asking if I could make a 1-slider on some competitor analysis for review tomorrow after I fly in. Really basic shit and easy to do in an hour or so.. but it's fucking Sunday!

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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Cross border shopping Canadians are horrid.

Also, did not know you had a restaurant. You should hire Kyle.

I tried, but his diva-like demands and tantrums were just too much to bear. Also, the way he looked at me - with that steely, hungry stare - made me feel...vulnerable.
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

I went in to the doctor's office yesterday because I was feeling a little under the weather. As I was waiting in the waiting room, a medical official comes out and says "Our records indicate that you have provided us with a false name your true name is Thespis Risperdahl. Under the Missouri Truth in Naming Act, we cannot treat patients under false names." In response, I insisted that the name I gave them was my true name of which I've been using my whole life on my Social Security card and driver's license. But they were adamant, insisting that I must sign in as Thespis Risperdahl. Eventually, after some more refusal on my part, the official came out and made the football signal for "incomplete" and yelled out "Forfeiture of Care!" Long story short, I did not get any care and am still under the weather a bit.

You were at the wrong kind of clinic.
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Originally Posted by Fang66 View Post

You were at the wrong kind of clinic.

Just wanted to get some antibiotics for my cold virus.
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Antibiotics don't do shit for viruses mayne...I'd say you're stuck with the herpes for life
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