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post #54691 of 61946
Well I'm asian so I have a 2 incher.
post #54692 of 61946
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post

Well I'm asian so I have a 2 incher.

Neither shower nor grower? Sad.
post #54693 of 61946
2" flaccid and hard.
post #54694 of 61946
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Originally Posted by indesertum View Post

My dick is too large.

I'll believe it when I see it.
post #54695 of 61946
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

I'll believe it when I feel it.

FTFY.
post #54696 of 61946
Third flight in a row sitting in the row right in front of a crying infant baby.

Cortisol levels are at an all time high. Time to hit up mcdonalds.
post #54697 of 61946
$50 gets you a personalized dic pick
post #54698 of 61946
Is it signed with jizz?
post #54699 of 61946
This thread is now weird for me. For me ffs.
post #54700 of 61946
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Originally Posted by edinatlanta View Post

So I mentioned here a while back that my identity was stolen. Thieves filed fraudulent tax return, and I'm assuming they got a refund. Anyway, IRS hasn't finished reviewing my case, and no date is available for when I'll get it. Apparently it can take three years.

give him a chance ed, he'll probably win moar in life than you.
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Originally Posted by imatlas View Post

Albuquerque. Even worse, Albuquerque instead of the SF X SF meet-up frown.gif

what the hell are you doing in albuquerque?
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Originally Posted by indesertum View Post

What you guys don't gently wash your dick in the sink after every time you piss? Plebeians.

I know some moms who teach their toilet training sons to wipe their dick with tp after they pee. smh

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"kinda" pissing me off- nothing like an ex-partner dbag who secretly meets with another group who plans to compete with our business, agrees to go with them, and then help them start up with what he learned from our operation.
post #54701 of 61946
oh man. i can't contact my family in the philippines now. and there are tweeted pictures of a bus/ferry terminal that are just destroyed (which is less than half a mile away from my house (with my parents and sister in it).

jesus i'm really scared now, i didn't realize that it was going to be one of the strongest storms ever.
post #54702 of 61946
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Originally Posted by imatlas View Post

Albuquerque. Even worse, Albuquerque instead of the SF X SF meet-up frown.gif

what the hell are you doing in albuquerque?
Dunno. It must have been that right turn at Pismo Beach.
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I know some moms who teach their toilet training sons to wipe their dick with tp after they pee. smh

Good training for when they reach middle age. shog[1].gif

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"kinda" pissing me off- nothing like an ex-partner dbag who secretly meets with another group who plans to compete with our business, agrees to go with them, and then help them start up with what he learned from our operation.

What a dick. I hope you wash your hands after touching him.

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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post

oh man. i can't contact my family in the philippines now. and there are tweeted pictures of a bus/ferry terminal that are just destroyed (which is less than half a mile away from my house (with my parents and sister in it).

jesus i'm really scared now, i didn't realize that it was going to be one of the strongest storms ever.

Hoping for the best, good luck.
post #54703 of 61946
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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post

oh man. i can't contact my family in the philippines now. and there are tweeted pictures of a bus/ferry terminal that are just destroyed (which is less than half a mile away from my house (with my parents and sister in it).


jesus i'm really scared now, i didn't realize that it was going to be one of the strongest storms ever.

pm me their cell number I'll try to call them up from here. hope they're alright.
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Originally Posted by imatlas View Post

Dunno. It must have been that right turn at Pismo Beach.
Good training for when they reach middle age. shog[1].gif

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What a dick. I hope you wash your hands after touching him.
Hoping for the best, good luck.

iirc the bugs bunny "wrong turn in albuquerque bit" was based on chuck jones' colleagues really getting lost in new mexico and ending up in the middle of nowhere so it became an inside joke.

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yup he is. but we'll be alright. its a small (sf related) business and atm we're fine. smile.gif
post #54704 of 61946
I do the toilet paper to the tip thing. I get too much piss flying if i do a shake and if I don't I'll get piss in my undies.
post #54705 of 61946
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Originally Posted by donjuan17 View Post

I do the toilet paper to the tip thing. I get too much piss flying if i do a shake and if I don't I'll get piss in my undies.

were you toilet trained by yer mom? shog[1].gif
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