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post #54676 of 61907
Like I said guys, I could really use a blow job.
post #54677 of 61907
Why the hell do I get these notifications on FB from this one girl sharing shit? It don't do that with aint nobody else.
post #54678 of 61907
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Originally Posted by Biscotti View Post

Like I said guys, I could really use a blow job.
Don't you wish that you could give yourself one? You might never leave the house!
post #54679 of 61907
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Originally Posted by Biscotti View Post

I could really use a blowjob right now :/
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Originally Posted by Biscotti View Post

Like I said guys, I could really use a blow job.

I'm starting to think maybe you're under the impression that SF offers certain "services" that it does not, in fact, provide.
post #54680 of 61907
People be moving about through spacetime whistling tunes what the hell I don't want to hear your musical creations! ("Hoo hoo hoo must needs whistle to maintain my gaiety of spirit c'mon man just lemme whistle my tunes.")
post #54681 of 61907
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

When will you fat geezers put down the hamburgers and french fries in lieu of some apples and carrot sticks? smh

Neo, do they not treat world renowned neurosurgeons anything about nutrition these days? Those are both concentrated sweets.
post #54682 of 61907
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Originally Posted by Rudals View Post

I wash my hands...before I go!

So wash your hands and leave then.
post #54683 of 61907
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

People be moving about through spacetime whistling tunes what the hell I don't want to hear your musical creations! ("Hoo hoo hoo must needs whistle to maintain my gaiety of spirit c'mon man just lemme whistle my tunes.")

I don't whistle but when I get good and loaded I do start to sing. Usually Parliament or Funkadelic tracks.
post #54684 of 61907
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Originally Posted by Biscotti View Post

Like I said guys, I could really use a blow job.

Are your genitals freshly washed, and did you wash your hands before you last touched said genitals?
post #54685 of 61907
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post #54686 of 61907
How does Vince Vaughn still get movie roles?
post #54687 of 61907
What you guys don't gently wash your dick in the sink after every time you piss? Plebeians.
post #54688 of 61907
You guys actually grab your dicks while pissing?

Am I the only one who rests his penor on his boxer brief waist band? I never make contact with my dick while pissing.

Still wash my hands tho.
post #54689 of 61907
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

How does Vince Vaughn still get movie roles?

what did you just watch/almost watch?

i just came here to post that i cant believe i allowed myself to watch an adam sandler movie. i think the only redeeming parts of the past few i have seen were dan patricks small roles. that dude cracks me up.
post #54690 of 61907
My dick is too large. It'll sag over the waistband and point straight downwards. I also have problems sitting and peeing as my dick will touch the toilet water. I prefer to telepathically aim my penis at the urinal always at a downward angle and aiming for the mid stream to hit the vertical side of the urinal to prevent splash back. I still wash my dick in the sink tho because you know, gross
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