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Originally Posted by zarathustra View Post

If that made you not want to joy the body.... you might want to think about things a bit. Just sayin...

I have a series of posts in this thread about how errors of idiom have ruined my desire to "joy the body." It is sort of like Monet's series of paintings of haystacks, to where I offer variations on a single theme, producing a certain artistic effect. (No, I am not going to turn this series into paintings.)
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Edited by Rudals - 11/7/13 at 11:28am
post #54513 of 69046
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Originally Posted by Rudals View Post

Last night I woke up around 1 am and was taking a piss and I heard my next door neighbor using her jaccusi. At 1 AM! I live in a townhome and so I was surprised that I was able to hear that $hit going on. Stupid whore.

She was using her own personal property as she saw fit!? THE AUDACITY!

Next thing you know, she'll be up and using the bathroom at all hours.
post #54514 of 69046
Yeah, have you thought that you might have disturbed her relaxation with the sound of your pissing?
post #54515 of 69046
Is she fit?

If yes, you should have run down, rang her doorbell and waited to see how she reacted.
post #54516 of 69046
I was eating a peanut buttered banana the other night at 1:08 in the am. I hope I didn't disturb anybody in my condominium...
post #54517 of 69046
Yeah, and whenever I hear the sound of someone pissing I usually have to go too. Thank goodness she was already in the jaccusi and could just go in the water, or else some really bad inconveniencing would have occurred
post #54518 of 69046
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Originally Posted by Find Finn View Post

Is she fit?

If yes, you should have run down, rang her doorbell and waited to see how she reacted.

I'm with you on that one..

If she is pretty,fuck her in the jaccuzzi..

If she is fugly ,just shit in it..
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Edited by Rudals - 11/7/13 at 11:28am
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Edited by Rudals - 11/7/13 at 11:27am
post #54521 of 69046
Really, taking a bath in the middle of the night is weird to you? confused.gif
post #54522 of 69046
Maybe she slit her wrists in there and she is still enjoying those jets and bubble as we speak. I would check on her. Late night baths are too bizarre.
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Edited by Rudals - 11/7/13 at 11:27am
post #54524 of 69046
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Originally Posted by Rudals View Post

Not a bath but just chilling out in her Jaccusi. Hey, maybe it's just me but I gotta get up the day morning to go to work so I don't take baths at 1 am. Just hearing that low vibration kept me awake for like an hour. 

You know...not everybody works on the same schedule as you. Are you just jealous of her success that has enabled her to choose her own hours?

Although a sound that can be heard by neighbors is kind of a no no at night (but my bet would be that she has no idea you can hear it and thus all of this whining would be better served by bringing it up with her).
post #54525 of 69046
I can't believe I'm saying this but you should take lasbar's advice. Drop a deuce in her jacuzzi. That'll show her.
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