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I got home late and there's a million kids on the street. So I'm crawling through in my car, no faster than 10 mph, and this dumb bitch starts waving a lighted baton at me - as if signaling that I should watch out because her kids are coming out of the driveway.

Gave her the benefit of the doubt because there's a small chance she might have just been saying hello, but I don't think so. What the fuck else do you want me to do, I'm going at 10 mph looking right at your kids in case they decide to bolt and lie down in the street in front of me
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

I'd go as StephenHero but people around here would find it "offensive" and in "poor taste".

I'm going in your mom.
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How come we can put a man on the moon but we cannot paint the lines on the road to where they are visible on a rainy evening (must needs guess of lanes)?
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

How come we can put a man on the moon but we cannot paint the lines on the road to where they are visible on a rainy evening (must needs guess of lanes)?

Your Maybach's lane detection system must be malfunctioning.
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

I feel sorry for the kids who'll be ringing Conne's doorbell.

is this one of those, this does not mean what you think it means, things?
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Originally Posted by bdeuce22 View Post

Bought 2 boxes of candy bars to pass out and it's pouring out. Only have handed out 2 so far.

whats the problem? more candy for bdeuce!
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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post

my halloween costume is backfiring. I was standing behind my screen door and kids got halfway to my door, freaked out, and turned back to their parents.
i've given away no candy yet. Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
One mother yelled: sorry she's afraid, but GO RED SOX!

HA! nice job, doc. i was at a fellow SFers house earlier tonight and 3 or 4 kids came to the door. that is the most halloween candy giving out i have been near in my life.
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I've already consumed 1 Milky Way. Need these gone ASAP! I am weak.
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full size or mini? i have had about 6 minis, 3 twix 3 snickers.
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I ate too many warheads and now my my tongue and the roof of my mouth hurt.

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Oh look, a day that ends in "y." That means my downstairs neighbor is smoking weed.
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Somebody is jealous.

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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post

Grass is such a plebeian indulgence.
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Originally Posted by indesertum View Post


I wonder if law school will teach you how to argue properly. The only time I convince somebody of something is if they were ambivalent of something to begin with.

nope.. plenty of dumb asses in law school as well.

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Originally Posted by lawyerdad View Post

You are a funny man. foo.gif

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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post

Oh look, a day that ends in "y." That means my downstairs neighbor is smoking weed.

haha... you have one of those as well?
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Next year I'm going as moo in shorts
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Feeling a bit under the weather. Congested and such. Not fun. I wonder if a night of heavy drinking can kill the bug?
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This time of the year for the past 3 years I make plans for my long vacation to the United States which happens at around the 2nd week of November. I'm staying home this year, and I'm getting some kind of withdrawal shit.
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