Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

L'Incandescent · Feb 22, 2012

StephenHero said:
The highlight of my day was buying a $9 nose-haired trimmer, which would have been the most demoralizing and pathetic moment of any other day during any other week. I'll probably buy Scratchers tickets tomorrow, and not winning will likely be the highlight of that day.

I'm imagining a trimmer covered with decorative nose hairs!

Kid Nickels · Feb 22, 2012

damn... sorry to everyone with REAL problems like health, death, professional debacles etc. those last few pages make me ok with my ***** of the day as it's nothing really...but kinda funny. I accidentally dropped my BlackBerry in the toilet this morning! :facepalm:

Luckily I hadn't pissed yet and I had just blown my nose with tissue and wiped off the sink with a paper towel so it actually kind of landed on the tissue and did not submerge entirely. I got it out, dried it, put it in a bag of uncooked rice all day and voila, it seems fine. So i guess I'm just pissed for being a clutz/dumbass!

in stitches · Feb 22, 2012

Kid Nickels said:
damn... sorry to everyone with REAL problems like health, death, professional debacles etc. those last few pages make me ok with my ***** of the day as it's nothing really...but kinda funny. I accidentally dropped my BlackBerry in the toilet this morning! Luckily I hadn't pissed yet and I had just blown my nose with tissue and wiped off the sink with a paper towel so it actually kind of landed on the tissue and did not submerge entirely. I got it out, dried it, put it in a bag of uncooked rice all day and voila, it seems fine. So i guess I'm just pissed for being a clutz/dumbass!

nice job.

a friend of mine who is a doctor told me the following. one time he was taking a piss and his beeper went off. he went to grab it and it popped out of his hand as the toilet was flushing. went straight down the drain. hahaha

gdl203 · Feb 22, 2012

Kid Nickels said:
damn... sorry to everyone with REAL problems like health, death, professional debacles etc. those last few pages make me ok with my ***** of the day as it's nothing really...but kinda funny. I accidentally dropped my BlackBerry in the toilet this morning! Luckily I hadn't pissed yet and I had just blown my nose with tissue and wiped off the sink with a paper towel so it actually kind of landed on the tissue and did not submerge entirely. I got it out, dried it, put it in a bag of uncooked rice all day and voila, it seems fine. So i guess I'm just pissed for being a clutz/dumbass!

So you had rice for dinner? :lurk:

Kid Nickels · Feb 22, 2012

gdl203 said:
So you had rice for dinner?

oddly enough I did make Tom Yum Goong soup and shrimp fried rice with veggies, but I can assure you it was NOT the same rice! :happy:

StephenHero · Feb 22, 2012

L'Incandescent said:
I'm imagining a trimmer covered with decorative nose hairs!

Getting called out for this typo was the second best part of my day.

acidboy · Feb 22, 2012

late to the faggetry but rambo, I can text you if you want, but you gotta pay the long distance charge.

++++

pissing me off: contractors have submitted their bids on my house... and the figures are way beyond the price that I was hoping for.

in stitches · Feb 22, 2012

acidboy said:
pissing me off: contractors have submitted their bids on my house... and the figures are way beyond the price that I was hoping for.

that blows.

otc · Feb 22, 2012

Mardi gras must have finished off all the cute girls because everything here looks corn fed

in stitches · Feb 22, 2012

otc said:
Mardi gras must have finished off all the cute girls because everything here looks corn fed

pics now please for proof.

otc · Feb 22, 2012

in stitches said:
otc said:

Mardi gras must have finished off all the cute girls because everything here looks corn fed

Click to expand...

pics now please for proof.

I'm not going to subject my camera to that torture...how about pics of me in nothing but a hotel robe instead?

Liam O · Feb 22, 2012

The thing in my mouth is an e-cigarette. Its like a cigarette, but it isn't. There is a demand for them locally and I believe in making money, which my boss supports, and doing things to get it, which he generally does not. I told him I wanted to bring them in, he said fine, if I could go two days without smoking any thing other than the e-cigarette (which is technically flavored steam with a very small dose of nicotine suspended in it). It's meant to be two packs of smokes on a single charge. I started using it this morning, its dead, and I refuse to lose this bet. Someone is going to die.

GreenFrog · Feb 22, 2012

Liam O said:
The thing in my mouth is an e-cigarette. Its like a cigarette, but it isn't. There is a demand for them locally and I believe in making money, which my boss supports, and doing things to get it, which he generally does not. I told him I wanted to bring them in, he said fine, if I could go two days without smoking any thing other than the e-cigarette (which is technically flavored steam with a very small dose of nicotine suspended in it). It's meant to be two packs of smokes on a single charge. I started using it this morning, its dead, and I refuse to lose this bet. Someone is going to die.

wat

Kid Nickels · Feb 22, 2012

acidboy said:
pissing me off: contractors have submitted their bids on my house... and the figures are way beyond the price that I was hoping for.

operative word here... I thought ripping you off is par for the course! (seriously though that sucks... )

StephenHero · Feb 22, 2012

Liam O said:

I have a feeling I'm going to see you in the next Jason Bourne film when he steals your gay little European scooter during a police chase.

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