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post #481 of 47279
9/7/07 at 5:46pm
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You can always tell when Bob woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
So true. Bob, put on a Bernadette disc and have a Milano.
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post #482 of 47279
9/7/07 at 6:23pm
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Originally Posted by VMan View Post
Was walking to the bars last night. An obviously drunk driver went flying around a corner down the wrong way on a one-way street, and almost nailed a guy on a bike. He then screeched the tires and made a u-turn in the middle of the street. In the process he went right by a cop who was sitting in a bank parking lot. The cop did nothing but yell something at him thru the open window. As I walked past the cop car, I said "nice work, jackass". The A-hole cop tails me thru the parking lot, flashes his lights, gets out, checks my ID, pats me down for weapons or drugs...totally unnecessary.

Wait, so you hate bicyclists too?
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post #483 of 47279
9/7/07 at 7:20pm
I don't like how some people walk with their cigarettes in their hands.

If you knew how to smoke, you keep the cigarette in your mouth, dangled at the edge.
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post #484 of 47279
9/8/07 at 9:09pm
Lateness, because it's inexcusable.

arggggh!
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post #485 of 47279
9/9/07 at 3:56am
Girls who only dance with one another.
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post #486 of 47279
9/9/07 at 1:50pm
I used to get fix it tickets for my lights, my exhaust and my tires all the time from the rookie cops or the few that were pricks around where we lived. I'd just smile, gladly take the ticket and say "Thanks, I'll just have Stan (the Cheif of Police) sign it off for me at my Dad's poker game on Sat night." (for a few years my Dad hosted huge local poker tourneys).
The one time the biggest prick thought he really had me nailed was when I rolled through a stop sign, he pulled me over, was giving me a ticket and then Stan rolls up and walks up to the window, tells him to take off that he'll take care of it...we just talked about where I was going to college.
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post #487 of 47279
9/9/07 at 1:51pm
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Originally Posted by whacked View Post
Girls who only dance with one another.

Yes...imagine those being gay and they being your good friends who you liked to go out with...but, they only insist on going to straight bars/clubs.
I was like uhhh, none of you have ever met, talked or danced with a guy...let's go somewhere to get me some ass.
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post #488 of 47279
9/9/07 at 2:28pm
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Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC View Post
I used to get fix it tickets for my lights, my exhaust and my tires all the time from the rookie cops or the few that were pricks around where we lived. I'd just smile, gladly take the ticket and say "Thanks, I'll just have Stan (the Cheif of Police) sign it off for me at my Dad's poker game on Sat night." (for a few years my Dad hosted huge local poker tourneys).
The one time the biggest prick thought he really had me nailed was when I rolled through a stop sign, he pulled me over, was giving me a ticket and then Stan rolls up and walks up to the window, tells him to take off that he'll take care of it...we just talked about where I was going to college.

Why would they give you a ticket for your tires?
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post #489 of 47279
9/9/07 at 3:55pm
Staff in general, and doormen in particular, at pretentious, "high-end" night-clubs. I've never been closer to pulling the "do you know who I am" than on a few occasions in the last couple of days.
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post #490 of 47279
9/9/07 at 3:58pm
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Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC View Post
I used to get fix it tickets for my lights, my exhaust and my tires all the time from the rookie cops or the few that were pricks around where we lived. I'd just smile, gladly take the ticket and say "Thanks, I'll just have Stan (the Cheif of Police) sign it off for me at my Dad's poker game on Sat night." (for a few years my Dad hosted huge local poker tourneys).
The one time the biggest prick thought he really had me nailed was when I rolled through a stop sign, he pulled me over, was giving me a ticket and then Stan rolls up and walks up to the window, tells him to take off that he'll take care of it...we just talked about where I was going to college.

This explains so much about you.
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post #491 of 47279
9/9/07 at 4:05pm
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Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC View Post
I used to get fix it tickets for my lights, my exhaust and my tires all the time from the rookie cops or the few that were pricks around where we lived. I'd just smile, gladly take the ticket and say "Thanks, I'll just have Stan (the Cheif of Police) sign it off for me at my Dad's poker game on Sat night." (for a few years my Dad hosted huge local poker tourneys).
The one time the biggest prick thought he really had me nailed was when I rolled through a stop sign, he pulled me over, was giving me a ticket and then Stan rolls up and walks up to the window, tells him to take off that he'll take care of it...we just talked about where I was going to college.

Did Chief Stan take care of those "tickets" you got on the street corner?
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post #492 of 47279
9/9/07 at 4:50pm
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Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC View Post
I used to get fix it tickets for my lights, my exhaust and my tires all the time from the rookie cops or the few that were pricks around where we lived. I'd just smile, gladly take the ticket and say "Thanks, I'll just have Stan (the Cheif of Police) sign it off for me at my Dad's poker game on Sat night." (for a few years my Dad hosted huge local poker tourneys).
The one time the biggest prick thought he really had me nailed was when I rolled through a stop sign, he pulled me over, was giving me a ticket and then Stan rolls up and walks up to the window, tells him to take off that he'll take care of it...we just talked about where I was going to college.

I'm wondering, if your dad was so chummy with the chief of police and all that, why were you driving a car that had broken tail-lights?

Did you live in Compton?
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post #493 of 47279
9/9/07 at 5:25pm
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Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC View Post
I used to get fix it tickets for my lights, my exhaust and my tires all the time from the rookie cops or the few that were pricks around where we lived. I'd just smile, gladly take the ticket and say "Thanks, I'll just have Stan (the Cheif of Police) sign it off for me at my Dad's poker game on Sat night." (for a few years my Dad hosted huge local poker tourneys).
The one time the biggest prick thought he really had me nailed was when I rolled through a stop sign, he pulled me over, was giving me a ticket and then Stan rolls up and walks up to the window, tells him to take off that he'll take care of it...we just talked about where I was going to college.
Yeah, I hate those prick cops who always try to catch you when you do something illegal. Fuckin' pigs always tryin' to keep a brutha down. Thank God daddy knows someone so that the police can catch the "real" criminals.
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post #494 of 47279
9/9/07 at 5:36pm
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Originally Posted by whodini View Post
Yeah, I hate those prick cops who always try to catch you when you do something illegal. Fuckin' pigs always tryin' to keep a brutha down.

Thank God daddy knows someone so that the police can catch the "real" criminals.

+1. It's good to know that family connections can still work to the advantage of petulant sons of privilege everywhere. Otherwise, what would this country be coming to?
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post #495 of 47279
9/9/07 at 5:43pm
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Originally Posted by Saucemaster View Post
+1. It's good to know that family connections can still work to the advantage of petulant sons of privilege everywhere. Otherwise, what would this country be coming to?
An ex-Texan Air National Guard as president?
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