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Originally Posted by EMartNJ View Post

Never slide while wearing shorts in softball. That base is not worth it.

I empathize happy.gif Played a game in the rain last week and slid into 2nd. Scraped my leg up and sprained my ankle. Slid about a foot further than I expected because of the mud.

At least I was safe.
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Never slide while wearing shorts in softball. That base is not worth it.
especially if the field is concrete topped with shitty astroturf. Muscle memory can be a bitch.
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teacha.gif All military softball fields are a mixture of glass, razor blades, and rocks so that's what I'm dealing with right now! I hope it stops oozing before Monday.
 

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Originally Posted by EMartNJ View Post

teacha.gif All military softball fields are a mixture of glass, razor blades, and rocks so that's what I'm dealing with right now! I hope it stops oozing before Monday.

 

Yikes. Our just has rocks, but it's not bad at all considering.

One time a deer pooped on home plate. That was pretty funny.
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My phone is warping. About 1/8 inch. Piece of shit is only three months old
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Today I set my mind to wondering about something: I wonder if anyone in the whole world has ever thought "Boy, I wish my life more closely resembled L'Incandescent's." (In my real wondering, I used my real-life name, not my Internet name But that doesn't change the point.) I concluded that probably no one had ever expressed such an wish.
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Today I set my mind to wondering about something: I wonder if anyone in the whole world has ever thought "Boy, I wish my life more closely resembled L'Incandescent's." (In my real wondering, I used my real-life name, not my Internet name But that doesn't change the point.) I concluded that probably no one had ever expressed such an wish.

 

If anyone has ever been jealous of anything you have or did or are, they have at some point wished that their lives more closely resembled yours. I, for example, am jealous of your 5000 internet points and "Senior Member" designation, and wish my life more closely resembled yours in that regard.

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Originally Posted by valjester View Post

If anyone has ever been jealous of anything you have or did or are, they have at some point wished that their lives more closely resembled yours. I, for example, am jealous of your 5000 internet points and "Senior Member" designation, and wish my life more closely resembled yours in that regard.

That is a very fine first post. I have to confess, though: many of my posts were not even written by me, but rather by a cat I used to own who could talk and type. (She sometimes logged on while I was away at work. That got me into trouble more than once.) So I have not come by that 5000 posts completely honestly.

Also, some of those posts have been devoted to carrying on vicious feuds with members such as The Garmenteen Rabbit, The Vegetabler, and Bake McBride.
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post


That is a very fine first post. I have to confess, though: many of my posts were not even written by me, but rather by a cat I used to own who could talk and type. (She sometimes logged on while I was away at work. That got me into trouble more than once.) So I have not come by that 5000 posts completely honestly.

Also, some of those posts have been devoted to carrying on vicious feuds with members such as The Garmenteen Rabbit, The Vegetabler, and Bake McBride.

You own a cat? Just swap lives with me already!

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Originally Posted by valjester View Post

You own a cat? Just swap lives with me already!

No, unfortunately I do not own that talking cat anymore, or any other cat for that matter.
post #47936 of 66786
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

No, unfortunately I do not own that talking cat anymore, or any other cat for that matter.
That alone is enough to trigger deep envy
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Originally Posted by valjester View Post

If anyone has ever been jealous of anything you have or did or are, they have at some point wished that their lives more closely resembled yours. I, for example, am jealous of your 5000 internet points and "Senior Member" designation, and wish my life more closely resembled yours in that regard.

oh hai there.
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Originally Posted by in stitches View Post

oh hai there.
hai Stitch. Ready for your day trip tomorrow?
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Originally Posted by JayJay View Post

hai Stitch. Ready for your day trip tomorrow?

very much so!!! icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif

going to be amazing.
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Originally Posted by in stitches View Post

very much so!!! icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif

going to be amazing.
Enjoy!!!
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