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post #47866 of 66705
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Originally Posted by MrG View Post

You seem to be taking this very personally, Mr. Kent. If I didn't know any better, I might think you have a personal interest in preserving Superman's good name.

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Originally Posted by munchausen View Post

This Clark Kent fellow seems really invested in the Superman movie. Come to think of it, has anyone ever seen him and Superman at the same time?

Bro!

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post #47867 of 66705
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Originally Posted by Bhowie View Post

My OTC socks have all shrank. Now they are NOTC socks. frown.gif

maybe you need to stop jelqing your legs.
post #47868 of 66705
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I want him to continue, actually.
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My OTC socks have all shrank. Now they are NOTC socks. frown.gif

Racist socks.
post #47869 of 66705
Loving Clark Kent right now.
post #47870 of 66705
I'm just waiting for him to freak out and threaten to shoot Piob with kryptonite bullets or something.
post #47871 of 66705
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

I'm just waiting for him to freak out and threaten to shoot Piob with kryptonite bullets or something.

But wouldn't that mean he would kill himself in the process? confused.gif
post #47872 of 66705

You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.

post #47873 of 66705
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post


But wouldn't that mean he would kill himself in the process? confused.gif

You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg,
either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.

post #47874 of 66705
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Originally Posted by ClarkKent View Post

You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.
I might have a response to this if it at all made sense.
post #47875 of 66705
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Originally Posted by ClarkKent View Post

You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg,

either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.

I think you've been reading too many comic books.
post #47876 of 66705
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post


I think you've been reading too many comic books.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn.

post #47877 of 66705
Btw, are you a sock of doughboysc? If not, you should pm him and befriend. You guys would get along wonderfully.
post #47878 of 66705
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Originally Posted by ClarkKent View Post

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.


I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn.

Quoted for future use.
post #47879 of 66705
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post


Quoted for future use.


If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

post #47880 of 66705
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Originally Posted by ClarkKent View Post


If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

I heard on the internet that you don't even like superman.
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