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I've been kinda sick since Friday and have been abnormally tired. Went home for lunch today and sat down to pet my dog. Fell asleep on the floor. Woke up ~20 minutes later because said dog farted on my head plain.gif
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That is probably the saddest story I have ever heard in my life.
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Originally Posted by DerekS View Post

a bike in front OF A BARBERSHOP....no im sure it will be fine.
/racism

Because the more civilized peoples have the self-discipline to will their hair to be the proper length and therefore don't need to hang around barbershops? confused.gif
post #46699 of 66646
Do you often sleep with the dog on your head?
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I was not exactly planning on falling asleep on the floor.
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

I've been kinda sick since Friday and have been abnormally tired. Went home for lunch today and sat down to pet my dog. Fell asleep on the floor. Woke up ~20 minutes later because said dog farted on my head plain.gif

i am sorry, but i laughed so hard i farted. i checked to make sure i wasnt sitting on your head though.
post #46702 of 66646
I like to take walks around my neighborhood, but unfortunately, I walk faster than most other people. And I fear that I would look boorish if I passed them. That means I end up walking a lot more slowly than I like.
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I just got suckered into the middle of teenage family drama with my neighbor. Asked me over for "tutoring," (which I've done with them before) turns out they were trying to use me as leverage to force their daughter to work harder and stop fighting their authority.


Don't appreciate being lured into such situations. Leave me out of your drama. baldy[1].gif
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Wow, Gib, that's.... ugh.
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is it possible to have your dog fart on their heads?
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You should post about this on FB. wink.gif
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

is it possible to have your dog fart on their heads?

Hmmmmm.........sly.gif


That'd show 'em for sure.
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People on public transport, this fucker was clearly off his meds, lost the plot or having a bad hair day and was sitting at the back of the bus yelling 'I am no one' over and over again on a twenty minute trip into Civic. Worse I have to pay for this pleasure?
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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post

I went to get a haircut in this small italian barbershop. Its about a mile and a half away and since it was such a nice day I decided to ride my bike there.

I walk out of the barber shop and I see a friend, he invites me for a slice of pizza at a place half a block away. We eat and he offers me a ride home in his car. Walking through my front door I realize that my bike is still locked up in front of the barbershop.

its your friend's fault.
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Originally Posted by DerekS View Post

a bike in front OF A BARBERSHOP....no im sure it will be fine.
/racism

hahahahaha
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

I just got suckered into the middle of teenage family drama with my neighbor. Asked me over for "tutoring," (which I've done with them before) turns out they were trying to use me as leverage to force their daughter to work harder and stop fighting their authority.


Don't appreciate being lured into such situations. Leave me out of your drama. baldy[1].gif

tell your neighbor a dog just farted on your head, and you can't handle anymore shit like that.
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Originally Posted by Geoffrey Firmin View Post

People on public transport, this fucker was clearly off his meds, lost the plot or having a bad hair day and was sitting at the back of the bus yelling 'I am no one' over and over again on a twenty minute trip into Civic. Worse I have to pay for this pleasure?

When I was getting onto a plane on Sunday, right behind me in the security line was a dude in his mid 20s who kept saying "OH NO!" in a high pitched cartoon voice. Don't know if he was mentally ill or tripping balls.
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