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post #45796 of 67904
This small, but very painful and annoying injury puts things into perspective though. Appreciate just being alive without a problem. I don't know what I would do if I acquired something truly debilitating.
post #45797 of 67904
"sir booth, can you please pass me a jalapeno pepper from that jar?"



/sympathy.
post #45798 of 67904
I was feeling pretty sorry for myself for being unable to sleep past 3 am this morning. I've been awake now for 12 hours and my day's far from over.

Pass me the jalapeño jar pleez
post #45799 of 67904
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

This small, but very painful and annoying injury puts things into perspective though. Appreciate just being alive without a problem. I don't know what I would do if I acquired something truly debilitating.

its really amazing how even a very small "glitch" can greatly affect ones ability to do regular day to day tasks. the body works infinitely better when all is in order. small cut on the finger, a sprained toe... lots of small things can really throw off your jive.
post #45800 of 67904
i don't understand the machination of my building's mail room. "Lets see here, a USPS package for Gomestar, who works for Initech on the 10th Floor of 6969 Park Ave. We are currently at 6969 Park Ave, and our building records show there is a Gomestar who works for Initech on the 10th floor. We delievered a package to Gomestar on Monday ... buuuuut I don't know about this one. Something seems fishy. Better return it to the sender."
post #45801 of 67904
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

This small, but very painful and annoying injury puts things into perspective though. Appreciate just being alive without a problem. I don't know what I would do if I acquired something truly debilitating.

Neurosis can be very debilitating. peepwall[1].gif
post #45802 of 67904
gomestar. dude. are you nuts? there are some serious creepers around here.
post #45803 of 67904
i live on the edge.






apparently that means mail can be hard to get.
post #45804 of 67904
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Originally Posted by in stitches View Post

gomestar. dude. are you nuts? there are some serious creepers around here.

Funniest thing you could have possibly posted.
post #45805 of 67904
Fearing showering with this thumb.
post #45806 of 67904
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Funniest thing you could have possibly posted.
he's just upset that his surprise care package didn't get delivered.
post #45807 of 67904
FFS, pB, are you sure you didn't cut off your peen and just confuse it with your thumb? You ought to at least double check, because you're whining like a bitch.
post #45808 of 67904
Ahhh man, I'm kinda seriously fucked.

Left my corporate card and driver's license at a bar/club in NYC this past weekend and I had the bartender mail it to my parents' place in Mass.

It still hasn't arrived and I'm due to fly out tomorrow -- HOW DOES IT TAKE SO LONG FOR MAIL FROM NYC TO GET TO MASSACHUSETTS?!

FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

The only form of ID I have is my fucking college ID.

Edit: looks like I might be able to get through with additional security questioning.. whew. But still kinda nervous frown.gif.
post #45809 of 67904
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Bloody thumb warning!
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Dude, that's reallt a small kitchen scratch. By tomorrow it will be a scab (if you stop fucking with it that is) and in 3 weeks it'll be a scar. it'll never grow back but who the hell cars? If you want to be a real kitchen man, put some paper towel on it and wrap it up in scotch tape so tightly you can't feel it. Then get back to the last half of your 15 hour shift, you rapscallion!
post #45810 of 67904
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Originally Posted by MrG View Post

FFS, pB, are you sure you didn't cut off your peen and just confuse it with your thumb? You ought to at least double check, because you're whining like a bitch.

I bet his vagina bleeds at least that much every month.
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