Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!



Thomas said:

why would his dick burn when he sneezes?

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sneezing. you arent doing right.

Fortunately, there is no part of my anatomy that burns when I pee. However, "****** pain" is a listed side effect of the meds, so I'm definitely going to be on the lookout for that.

And, yes, Stitch, it's OK to laugh. The chance for a few folks to enjoy a laugh at my expense was the motivation for posting my stupidity in this thread.

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Thomas said:

why would his dick burn when he sneezes?

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Because he has the clap.



iammatt said:

Because he has the clap.

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Way to ruin that one Groucho Marx.

Office Xmas party is today. I was there for an hour but now I'm back upstairs because I have work to do. Everyone will be there, playing Wii bowling, til we leave. :foo:



Connemara said:

Office Xmas party is today. I was there for an hour but now I'm back upstairs because I have work to do. Everyone will be there, playing Wii bowling, til we leave. :foo:

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Might want to get back in there. Wouldn't hurt to be a little active physically.



StephenHero said:

My date tonight sucked pretty hard.

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Hung out with this not particularly attractive girl last night. We were having a good time and then she breaks into some long winded story about her clogged toilet and her attempts to unclog it. Also tosses in her text to her ex to come fix it (left whether the simply fixed it and drove 15 miles the other way immediately after unsaid). She's actually okay to hang out with and was DTF a few weeks back plus she still has my expensive scarf from that night. But seriously considering cutting her loose as soon as I reasonably can (after I smoosh and retrieve scarf).



Connemara said:

Office Xmas party is today. I was there for an hour but now I'm back upstairs because I have work to do. Everyone will be there, playing Wii bowling, til we leave. :foo:

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Did the DNC pay for the flat screen and Wii?

Piobaire said:

Connemara said:

Office Xmas party is today. I was there for an hour but now I'm back upstairs because I have work to do. Everyone will be there, playing Wii bowling, til we leave. :foo:

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Did the DNC pay for the flat screen and Wii?

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What are you, nuts? The taxpayers did!



Connemara said:

What are you, nuts? The taxpayers did!

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Ouch...



Piobaire said:

It was this stuff:

So good. Getting up at my usual 5:15 am was not so good though.

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Looks like a bottle of spray cologne.

At bar enjoying myself and some caterwling lesbian has started strumming an acoustic guitar. Apparently this is this evening's entertainment. Blech.

Heh. I hate that. I walk out when that happens, usually trying to make it obvious. Also, I hate trivia nights when I am trying to enjoy a drink with myself. Seems that more places are doing trivia nights, even at bars you'd least expect them.

I made the same stupid decision I make often. I wanted some Mexican food, but wasn't necessarily even that hungry, which means the cantina gave me about four times as much Mexican food as I needed, and now I'm too full to even move. Because who can just turn down that extra Mexican food?