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post #43126 of 47175
2/20/13 at 1:57pm
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Originally Posted by ihambrecht View Post

girls

There's your explanation. Your biggest problem is trying to understand that which cannot be understood.
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post #43127 of 47175
2/20/13 at 2:05pm
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Originally Posted by ihambrecht View Post

How do girls have the inability to answer yes or no questions? Also, how can my girlfriend twenty kinds of cuisine she doesn't want but can't figure out one thing she can even settle for? PLEASE EXPLAIN

She wants you to read her mind and pick for her. That's how she knows you and her were meant to be together 4ever and love and pones and happily ever after.
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post #43128 of 47175
2/20/13 at 2:05pm
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Originally Posted by ihambrecht View Post

How do girls have the inability to answer yes or no questions? Also, how can my girlfriend twenty kinds of cuisine she doesn't want but can't figure out one thing she can even settle for? PLEASE EXPLAIN

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Originally Posted by donjuan17 View Post

PLEASE EXPLAIN YOUR QUESTION IN LEGIBLE ENGLISH

even if the post wasn't totally grammatically sound... i understood the essence of it instantly...

my wife will actually start to get sad that she didn't like what she ordered and start asking for some of what I ordered (when in doubt I'll just order the steak/something consistently delicious). I'll then say
"you can order something else its only money" and she'll get angry at me because I'm not "sharing". I've actually just swapped plates with her entree and then realized that the dish she ordered was actually pretty good/awesome/excellent and comment "damn this is actually good" and she'll think I'm mocking her.
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post #43129 of 47175
2/20/13 at 2:06pm
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Originally Posted by donjuan17 View Post

I F-ing hate having to answer security questions! At time's it has happened that I get locked out of an account and have to answer them but my younger self had trolled the answers so I'm left out.


FU younger self!!!

exactly. how the fuck am I supposed to remember what my favorite movie was when I was 18.
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post #43130 of 47175
2/20/13 at 2:11pm
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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post


even if the post wasn't totally grammatically sound... i understood the essence of it instantly...

my wife will actually start to get sad that she didn't like what she ordered and start asking for some of what I ordered (when in doubt I'll just order the steak/something consistently delicious). I'll then say
"you can order something else its only money" and she'll get angry at me because I'm not "sharing". I've actually just swapped plates with her entree and then realized that the dish she ordered was actually pretty good/awesome/excellent and comment "damn this is actually good" and she'll think I'm mocking her.


My wife likes to ask the server asinine questions as if this idiot will somehow absolve you from having to make a decision. My favorite is asking them to compare two totally different types of dishes. "which do you like better? The dover sole, or the bimbimbap?" and then, to add insult to injury, she will order something completely safe and random like Lasagna.

Oh well...
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post #43131 of 47175
2/20/13 at 2:12pm
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Originally Posted by donjuan17 View Post

I can't take anyone driving a Jeep seriously.

At least here in L.A.

Yes, well, the only thing another vehicle would have done "seriously" on the rain-rutted trails and mud I encountered is get stuck.
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post #43132 of 47175
2/20/13 at 2:36pm
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Originally Posted by donjuan17 View Post

PLEASE EXPLAIN YOUR QUESTION IN LEGIBLE ENGLISH
The title of the thread is things that are pissing you off, I was obviously pissed off. Also, if you can't get the gist of what I wrote you either don't deal with women or are trying way too hard to be a grammar nazi.
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post #43133 of 47175
2/20/13 at 2:37pm
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Originally Posted by jgold47 View Post

exactly. how the fuck am I supposed to remember what my favorite movie was when I was 18.

Heh, I was setting up internet access at the in-laws' and was asked the security question that my wife had set up.

It was "Favorite singer"

I was puzzled.gif

I guessed Madonna, a plausible guess.

Nope.

I was randomly sketching an Elmo to occupy the baby and got the clue that the singer begins with an "E". Again I was puzzled.gif I bailed on that and verified through a different route.

Turned out it was Elmo. who knew?
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post #43134 of 47175
2/20/13 at 2:40pm
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Originally Posted by ihambrecht View Post

The title of the thread is things that are pissing you off, I was obviously pissed off. Also, if you can't get the gist of what I wrote you either don't deal with women or are trying way too hard to be a grammar nazi.
Instead of a comma there, you should have used a semi-colon. As in
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Originally Posted by ihambrecht View Post

The title of the thread is things that are pissing you off; I was obviously pissed off. (...)
(and I also underlined the title for you. I'm helpful that way.)

Also, in your second sentence, you should follow your "if" with "then" - and proper punctuation. As in:
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Originally Posted by ihambrecht View Post

(...)Also, if you can't get the gist of what I wrote, then you either don't deal with women, or are trying way too hard to be a grammar nazi.

(Also note the comma to set off the subjective clause preceded by "or".)
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post #43135 of 47175
2/20/13 at 5:22pm
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Originally Posted by Douglas View Post

I disagree. I think the way you act every day has the power to make lives better or worse. It is why I smile and greet everyone I meet with respect. And I think it makes people feel better.

certainly made me feel tingly and warm.

this is a classic douglas opener.
Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
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post #43136 of 47175
2/20/13 at 5:58pm

The Knicks.

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post #43137 of 47175
2/20/13 at 6:38pm
rushing to be on time for my Genius Bar appointment only to wait a fucking hour for my turn at the Bar
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post #43138 of 47175
2/20/13 at 7:00pm
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

Instead of a comma there, you should have used a semi-colon. As in
(and I also underlined the title for you. I'm helpful that way.)

Also, in your second sentence, you should follow your "if" with "then" - and proper punctuation. As in:
(Also note the comma to set off the subjective clause preceded by "or".)

Hahahaa, i'm in such a better mood now, this made me laugh. I will still suck at grammar and punctuation though/
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post #43139 of 47175
2/20/13 at 7:53pm
5 hour meeting to go through a 400+ line spreadsheet = 5 hours of time I didn't get to spend on work = 5 extra hours of time I need to spend on work at home

FML
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post #43140 of 47175
2/20/13 at 7:56pm
How you can't get a decent fucking tomato anymore.
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