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Originally Posted by
lefty 
Not sure if this pisses me off or makes me happy. Both I guess.
The leftette asks if I can return a candle to a store for her. I say sure but ask why, it's just a candle and we could always use another. She says, well I just thought I'd rather have the $275 back.
This is not a candlestick, it's a candle.
lefty
i know some people here that would pay that if it smelled like bacon. did it smell like bacon?
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Originally Posted by
lefty 
I'm looking forward to returning it.
"Reason for return?"
"Are you kidding me?"
lefty
please to post reply of cashier when this happens.
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Originally Posted by
harvey_birdman 
My hair is receding but my cock is awesome.
GREAT NEWS !
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Originally Posted by
MrG 
My great grandfather on my mother's side was 105 years old when he shook loose his mortal coil, and he had a great head of hair until the day he died. He was also a hit with the ladies. There is no doubt in my mind that I will take after him in every conceivable way.
good luck with that.
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Originally Posted by
A Canuker 
Once is to often, you need to tell him such before he fucks himself.
yes. not to mention what he could do to others.
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Originally Posted by
JayJay 
My impression of you doesn't include you punching things.

+1
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Originally Posted by
L'Incandescent 
I do get angry from time to time, but probably 99% of those times, I am angry at myself. When that happens, I punch things. As I mentioned, though, I really should stop doing that.
you really should. its a bad habit. im glad i stopped.