Things that are pissing you off. - Page 2824

Originally Posted by Rambo 

did you have a fish in your breast pocket while reciting that enchantment?

Originally Posted by aravenel 

Relevant: Gawker calling Weather.com to task over it's sensationalism.

I usually won't read Gawker, but this made me smile.

http://gawker.com/5982593/snow-panic-has-driven-weathercom-completely-insane

Maybe this should go in the "Things making you happy" thread...

One of the brains behind the name list told The New York Times that "Nemo" was chosen primarily because it's a Latin word ("no one") and secondarily because Captain Nemo, from Verne's "Twenty Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea," was a charismatic, deranged madman ("a pretty tough, fierce guy").

In 2013, calling a storm "Nemo" and telling everyone it's not named after the clownfish who lost himself and found our love is like naming your son "Martin Luther King," and telling everyone he's named after Martin Luther King, Sr

Originally Posted by aravenel 

Goddamn restaurant charged me extra to get *less* meat and more vegetables--which is basically cabbage. WTF.

And then they didn't give me chopsticks or utensils.

Originally Posted by lasbar 

I love my wife and our children..

I would have the consolation to see my cash being spent partly on my children..

Originally Posted by GreenFrog 

Originally Posted by harvey_birdman 

My first thought at Nemo was 20,000 Leagues. Kirk Douglas was great in that. Still sing those songs sometimes.

A whale of a tale or two.

Originally Posted by Fang66 

Loved that movie when I was a kid. James Mason FTW though.

Originally Posted by harvey_birdman 

I tried a James Mason impression on my girl last week and she had no idea what I was doing. And I do a fucking great James Mason impression.