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Originally Posted by
idfnl 
Hey I got one:
How about getting a divorce, paying that 'female' off and then seeing her in a nice new car. Happened earlier. Life is good when its not your money.
Was she in a bimmer? Do you live where it snows a lot?
If yes to both counts, track that biotch down in your Audi and blow past her with your superior AWD capabilities. Proceed to get in front of her car and plow snow on her with your rear tires -- trap her car in the snow.
Laugh maniacally and drive off cause, biatch, you just showed her (your superior AWD capabilities)!