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post #42001 of 65047
I already have a lady. What man in his right mind would ever want to deal with two? confused.gif Any man that holds more than one lady at a time needs his head examined.
post #42002 of 65047
I have a 2012 Maybach. Did that stop me from buying a 2013 Maybach? No it did not. (Maybach is a car, not a woman. I am making an analogy.)
post #42003 of 65047
This is like a trick GMAT question, right? Unanswerable question because Maybach went defunct in 2012.
post #42004 of 65047
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

This is like a trick GMAT question, right? Unanswerable question because Maybach went defunct in 2012.

They maintain a bespoke line. I might be their only customer (which is none of my beeswax so I never ask.)

Maybe that is why I am always dating multiple women--it is because I still get new cars from defunct auto makers.
post #42005 of 65047
But vehicles don't cause emotional and psychological stress.
post #42006 of 65047
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Originally Posted by edinatlanta View Post

And the three track sessions it would take to burn off one milkshake?

I kinda miss those as well. All a source of joy and contentment.
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Originally Posted by in stitches View Post

chikfila is around here, but it is no kosher. thanks for rubbing that in.

my pleasure. BACON.
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

I have a 2012 Maybach. Did that stop me from buying a 2013 Maybach? No it did not. (Maybach is a car, not a woman. I am making an analogy.)

If you had a woman, this excess money problem you have would no longer plague you.
post #42007 of 65047
i dont necessarily disagree with pB, but i would not put it that bluntly.
post #42008 of 65047
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

But vehicles don't cause emotional and psychological stress.

Neither do women, if you treat them well (and if you date the right ones). teacha.gif
post #42009 of 65047
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

my pleasure. BACON

plain.gif enjoy your pig.
post #42010 of 65047
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Originally Posted by in stitches View Post

i dont necessarily disagree with pB, but i would not put it that bluntly.

Kidding aside, I agree with this. Weight is an extremely sensitive topic, and if you express yourself too bluntly, you are likely to cause emotional pain unnecessarily.
post #42011 of 65047
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Originally Posted by in stitches View Post

i dont necessarily disagree with pB, but i would not put it that bluntly.

This statement is pretty much me in a nutshell.
post #42012 of 65047
There's this pregnant girl in my office and you can see the protrusion of that nasty inside out belly button through her shirt. Fucking disgusting.
post #42013 of 65047
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

There's this pregnant girl in my office and you can see the protrusion of that nasty inside out belly button through her shirt. Fucking disgusting.

i mentioned before about pregnancy induced hemorrhoids right? When they're bad they look like clusters of dark baby toes sans nails.
post #42014 of 65047
Oh, I'm aware. My aunt had to get one surgically removed. She showed it to her sister, (my mother) and my mom said that it looked literally like a ripe plum coming out of her ass. Same size too.
post #42015 of 65047
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