Things that are pissing you off. - Page 2793

Bodda u, brah?

Just picked an in-grown hair out of my neck and got blood on my collar.

I hate people that do gory personal hygiene issues at their desk.

I didn't do it at my desk. I was in the bathroom. There is one woman here who flosses at her desk...

What a pleb.

Well actually it is plebs who don't floss. I think she does it specifically to show off.

Well at least "I had [assistant] order lunch for the group, will be in [conference room] around noon" is the nicest possible way to inform everyone that they don't get to go to lunch today....



I occasionally dig something out that is stuck in my teeth using floss...but I close my office door first.

True sign of a pleb. You eat lunch, wuss.

there was a dude at work who used to stand next to me near my little waste baket, and cut his fingernails. :barf:

i had to get rid of the wastebasket to keep this from happening, despite numerous requests to stop.

He was doing some men bonding attempt..

If you have an office door to close, you're a lot less likely to be a pleb.

i feel tired all morning every morning and then when i drink a cup of coffee i feel normal

why can't i feel normal normally and then feel charged when i drink coffee

I don't feel confident leaving home without my jewish bankroll*


I recently read an interesting theory about this type of dream that attempted to provide an evolutionary rationale for it. Considering how ubiquitous this type of "lack of preparation" dream is, the theory is that it must confer a survival advantage to have it. The advantage being, our ancestors probably had a similar type of dream, perhaps about going hunting and just at the crucial moment when they're confronting the woolly mammoth realizing that they'd forgotten their spear at the cave. The guy who has this dream is less likely to actually forget his spear the following morning than the cro magnon who spent the night dreaming about buttsechs with the sexy neandertal chick in the cave down the valley, giving him (the first guy) a slight edge over the second guy, who's also more likely to get the shit kicked out of him by the neandertal chick's boyfriend at some point.

*that's a roll of hundos with a one dollar bill on the outside, not to be confused with an italian bankroll, which is the exact opposite.

I can't take it anymore. I appealed to get financial aid for spring; however, I received the letter from the Financial Aid Office today rejecting my appeal--the premise for the rejection was my withdraw from classes fall 2009, my first semester.

I am a senior, I have over a 3.5 gpa, and I have paid out of pocket the past three semesters--this is killing me. I appeal every semester, and every semester my appeal is rejected. I have had faculty vouch for me, and I have written multiple letters. Apparently, making one mistake at 19 means you shouldn't finish your degree. All I want is a fucking federal loan--I know so many brats with 2.0's who have been at school for 6 years and get their loans just fine.

I am infuriated--I just want to give up--it really fucking sucks.

You know, this may seem shitty now, but when you graduate debt free and look at everyone else who's completely saddled with debt, I bet you'll look back at this pretty fondly.