I'm drinking whisky and I have this cigar (Partagas, my fav Cuban brand) but I swear the American cigars are better. I want a fucking tatuajes but they don't exist here. I should've ordered them in America. Fuck me. All the Americans talking about Cubans like they're something special don't know what good stuff exists there.
Yes this is really pissing me off. I really, really, really want a Tatuajes right now.
Oh well. At least Scotch is dirt cheap here.