Things that are pissing you off. - Page 2764

Originally Posted by why 

The fact that there's a guy and his wife on this forum that both actively post details about their personal lives is creepy.

Originally Posted by harvey_birdman 

What the fuck? I assume we're talking about public toilets here, so first off, every effort to avoid having to shit in a public toilet should be avoided. Second, if one must shit in a public toilet one should always choose the handicapped stall which has more than enough room and hooks and bars to stack anything you want. And three, you should not be taking your pants off in a public toilet.

Holy shit.

Originally Posted by harvey_birdman 

It's not any worse than couples posting personal details on facebook or twitter. We just wear better clothes here.

Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 

I agree wholeheartedly, why. I miss the days of inkwells and parchment.

Pass me my quill, damn it. I'm itching to correspond with an acquaintance in New Haven.

Originally Posted by Biscotti 

I still haven't figured out how to piss with my pants up.

Originally Posted by indesertum 

It's really simple. You open the zipper of your pants located near the crotch. Pull your dick out. Pee

Originally Posted by LawrenceMD 

of course... when I'm home I get buck naked in the bathroom for it.... that's the only way to go.

Originally Posted by why 

The fact that there's a guy and his wife on this forum that both actively post details about their personal lives is creepy. I'm imagining:

- At least one of them was divorced at some point
- They met online or at some singles meetup or something
- They go on WOW adventures with Piobaire

I get creeped out every time one of them mentions the other. It's like they're both sitting in a room a few feet from each other posting on the Internet instead of talking.

This has always been strange to me but I figured I'd bring it up since I think ignoring old friends and calling their lives 'sad' on the Internet is the biggest shithead move possible. My longtime friends will always be my friends no matter what happens even if we do different things. I have too many good memories to just ignore them.

If you don't like the above then just put me on ignore -- it saves time because there's little to discuss or gain.

Edit: The creepiness was also a large factor in why I posted this.

Originally Posted by why 

The fact that there's a guy and his wife on this forum that both actively post details about their personal lives is creepy. I'm imagining:

- At least one of them was divorced at some point
- They met online or at some singles meetup or something
- They go on WOW adventures with Piobaire

I get creeped out every time one of them mentions the other. It's like they're both sitting in a room a few feet from each other posting on the Internet instead of talking.

This has always been strange to me but I figured I'd bring it up since I think ignoring old friends and calling their lives 'sad' on the Internet is the biggest shithead move possible. My longtime friends will always be my friends no matter what happens even if we do different things. I have too many good memories to just ignore them.

If you don't like the above then just put me on ignore -- it saves time because there's little to discuss or gain.

Edit: The creepiness was also a large factor in why I posted this.

Originally Posted by otc 

I think my insurance company just told me to lie to my doctor.

I was trying to make an appointment for 3 things: a Physical, a fresh STD screen, and to complain about some occasional pain I have been having in my sternum since the last time I was at the doctor (I was doing Judo at the time so it was probably just bruised and would get better). Figured I could knock them all out in one visit. Doctor's office told me my last physical was in march so I would have to check if my insurance is based on a calendar year or if I would have to wait until march for another physical.

The insurance company woman tells me that it is calendar year so I am good for the physical (which has no copay) but that if I go in there with something wrong, it will turn into a diagnostic visit and I will be charged. She then suggested that I go to the physical, do the normal physical things, and then when asked, say that I feel fine and there's nothing wrong. Then I could go later for a diagnostic visit (which would make me look dumb..."oh yeah, you know how I said everything was fine?...actually this has been bothering me for the past 9 months")

I can't figure out why she would say this. Was she trying to save me money? I need to have this looked at...so whether I go for a separate visit before or after the physical for a diagnostic...I will have to pay either way. If I have to go twice, won't the insurance company end up paying *more* money? I just want to have these 3 things taken care of...shouldn't I do it all at once?


TLDR: Insurance woman suggested that I say I am fine during my physical and then come back for a second visit to talk about what is actually bothering me.

Originally Posted by in stitches 

are you serious? i do see grown adults at urininals who drop trou and i have the same WFT R U KIDDING ME mental thought each time. you need to learn how to do what indesertum says below. its easy.

Originally Posted by harvey_birdman 

My suspicion is the insurance lady is a moron.

Originally Posted by why 

The fact that there's a guy and his wife on this forum that both actively post details about their personal lives is creepy. I'm imagining:

- At least one of them was divorced at some point
- They met online or at some singles meetup or something
- They go on WOW adventures with Piobaire

I get creeped out every time one of them mentions the other. It's like they're both sitting in a room a few feet from each other posting on the Internet instead of talking.

This has always been strange to me but I figured I'd bring it up since I think ignoring old friends and calling their lives 'sad' on the Internet is the biggest shithead move possible. My longtime friends will always be my friends no matter what happens even if we do different things. I have too many good memories to just ignore them.

If you don't like the above then just put me on ignore -- it saves time because there's little to discuss or gain.

Edit: The creepiness was also a large factor in why I posted this.

Originally Posted by otc 

So there's really no reason to go for separate visits right?

This should be a single visit thing--check out my dick, check out the rest of my body, and oh yeah, this thing that I hoped would go away is still here, lets talk about that.