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post #41431 of 64522
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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post

I'll often times hang my pants off the hook too. It simplifies things.


You take off your shoes and walk around in your socks in a public bathroom?
post #41432 of 64522
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Originally Posted by indesertum View Post

bathroom stalls without hooks. where the fuck am i supposed to put my bag and coat

Tapping your feet over towards the adjoining stall is the polite way to ask your neighbor if he can hold your stuff.
post #41433 of 64522
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Originally Posted by indesertum View Post

but then you have to take off your shoes too and stand on your shoes to pull your trouser off

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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

You take off your shoes and walk around in your socks in a public bathroom?

its easy enough to untie the shoes, and then stand on the shoes while carefully taking off pants. especially if you're asian.
post #41434 of 64522
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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post


its easy enough to untie the shoes, and then stand on the shoes while carefully taking off pants. especially if you're asian.

It isn't easy if European.
post #41435 of 64522
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Originally Posted by edinatlanta View Post

It isn't easy if European.

especially after eating cremeofsumyunggai.
post #41436 of 64522
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Originally Posted by Douglas View Post

Well, to me, the worst part is that in some cases the Brand Whore seat actually tests worse than the mid-range brand. I mean, I'm not suggesting that you go find the cheapest Wal-Mart seat you can find, but there are people that test this stuff for a living, and for $90 or whatever you can have full access to their tests for a year. If it's so fucking important to get little Johnny in the safest seat, and you're willing to buy the Brand Whore brand, shouldn't you invest the $90 in the test data?

No, it's much more important to solicit the opinions of friends, who more than likely have never been in an accident in the first place. Even if they have, they represent a single uncontrolled data point. I mean, it's fine to compare some functionality features - is it easy to install and remove, have you had trouble with the buckles or adjusting it, etc etc., but if you've never been in an accident and you say "We have a Britax and WE LOVE IT!!!!!1!!1!!!!" you're basically admitting to being an ignorant douchebag.

Well, if people really wanted to be safe, we'd all drive volvos and keep both hands on the steering wheel and keep our tires properly inflated and our cellphones in the glovebox. And, yes, I'm skewering myself just as much as anyone else in this comment - but rather mean to say that sometimes adequate is good enough, particularly if you don't expect to get into accidents. Which I don't think anyone really ever expects. Much like the Spanish inquisition. Goddamn this is an awful post.
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

You take off your shoes and walk around in your socks in a public bathroom?

Hell, I drop trou at the urinals. Keeps others from walking in.
post #41437 of 64522
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Originally Posted by Douglas View Post

No, it's much more important to solicit the opinions of friends, who more than likely have never been in an accident in the first place. Even if they have, they represent a single uncontrolled data point. I mean, it's fine to compare some functionality features - is it easy to install and remove, have you had trouble with the buckles or adjusting it, etc etc., but if you've never been in an accident and you say "We have a Britax and WE LOVE IT!!!!!1!!1!!!!" you're basically admitting to being an ignorant douchebag.

I attended a baby christening in SoHo last year and when it was over the wife and I noticed that they were cab it back to brooklyn, so we offered them a ride.

Luckily one of the gifts for the baby was a child seat. The mother and I are setting it up - which turned out to be really cumbersome - we're both bent over on our knees at the back seats installing this thing and she was wearing this low cut dress and before you know it her boobs were dangling all over the place (it was my wife's good friend. yes she is wicked hot and I've had a crush on her for years). I kindly inform my wife's friend about her exposure and she laughs it off and we finally get it set up and leave.

as we start to head over the williamsburg bridge my wife's friend starts to bring up the story about her boobs popping out like its a funny anecdote while my wife and her friends husband sit there in total non-amused silence. most awkward ride home of 2012.
post #41438 of 64522
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Originally Posted by edinatlanta View Post

It isn't easy if European.

Well, if your pants are down, chances are good that you're a poopin'.
post #41439 of 64522
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Originally Posted by indesertum View Post

bathroom stalls without hooks. where the fuck am i supposed to put my bag and coat

hate that. so wrong.
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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post

I'll often times hang my pants off the hook too. It simplifies things.

yup, i often remove everything but my socks and shoes. only way to go.
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Originally Posted by MrG View Post

Well, if your pants are down, chances are good that you're a poopin'.

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post #41440 of 64522
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Originally Posted by MrG View Post

Well, if your pants are down, chances are good that you're a poopin'.

I still haven't figured out how to piss with my pants up.
post #41441 of 64522
What the fuck? I assume we're talking about public toilets here, so first off, every effort to avoid having to shit in a public toilet should be avoided. Second, if one must shit in a public toilet one should always choose the handicapped stall which has more than enough room and hooks and bars to stack anything you want. And three, you should not be taking your pants off in a public toilet.

Holy shit.
post #41442 of 64522
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Originally Posted by Biscotti View Post

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Originally Posted by MrG View Post

Well, if your pants are down, chances are good that you're a poopin'.

I still haven't figured out how to piss with my pants up.

It's really simple. You open the zipper of your pants located near the crotch. Pull your dick out. Pee
post #41443 of 64522
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

What the fuck? I assume we're talking about public toilets here, so first off, every effort to avoid having to shit in a public toilet should be avoided. Second, if one must shit in a public toilet one should always choose the handicapped stall which has more than enough room and hooks and bars to stack anything you want. And three, you should not be taking your pants off in a public toilet.

Holy shit.

For how manly the rest of your posts are...your poopin posts always come off a bit fancy

what with the baby wipes and no public toilets and all.
post #41444 of 64522
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

What the fuck? I assume we're talking about public toilets here, so first off, every effort to avoid having to shit in a public toilet should be avoided

of course... when I'm home I get buck naked in the bathroom for it.... that's the only way to go.
post #41445 of 64522
The fact that there's a guy and his wife on this forum that both actively post details about their personal lives is creepy. I'm imagining:

- At least one of them was divorced at some point
- They met online or at some singles meetup or something
- They go on WOW adventures with Piobaire

I get creeped out every time one of them mentions the other. It's like they're both sitting in a room a few feet from each other posting on the Internet instead of talking.

This has always been strange to me but I figured I'd bring it up since I think ignoring old friends and calling their lives 'sad' on the Internet is the biggest shithead move possible. My longtime friends will always be my friends no matter what happens even if we do different things. I have too many good memories to just ignore them.

If you don't like the above then just put me on ignore -- it saves time because there's little to discuss or gain.

Edit: The creepiness was also a large factor in why I posted this.
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