Things that are pissing you off. - Page 2757

Dear East Coast,

The real cold is coming. It was -12 yesterday on my way to work.

Love,
The Midwest.

I don't know how I'm surviving, it is in the mid-30s this week, with frosts at night. WTF!

And Thomas, two weeks ago or whenever it was 70 recently, I was sitting outside and got bit by some skeeters. Thank you for the low of 26 last night.

Oh noes! Does that mean my 71 degrees is going to go down to like....65?! The horror! :O

thats cold enough to chafe nipples. chafed nipples + sweaty shirt =

it happened to me in 2010 during a half marathon.

How will I live?

Ugh. Just ate my real lunch, ate too much picadillo, now I feel sluggish. This run is gong to suck this evening.

Girlfriend is having a hissy fit because apparently the microwave buttons don't work. Always fucking something. First dishwasher, then dryer, now microwave. Fuck me.

maybe this is the problem

Common thread here seems to be the user, not the appliance...

Was supposed to go for a run this morning but was a sissy and skipped it due to the cold. Now I really feel like a fatass and wish I had gone.

Perhaps I'll get home early enough tonight to do it.

Give her some chocolate.

is that what we call it nowadays?

I had a delicious sandwich for lunch. Tuna, lettuce, tomato, onion, cheddar, mustard on good ol' Jewish Rye. I sort of want another one

buy a new one.

this sounds amazing.

I've already popped a piece of gum. Did I mention the extra onions?