Things that are pissing you off. - Page 2725

I don't know when it happened, but one of my dogs took a chunk out of the arm of my love seat

Oh well, I guess this will force the issue and make me buy the slipcovers that I've needed for a while.

I barely got out of bed on Saturday. One of those once or twice a year hangovers that just absolutely destroy you. That's what I get for drinking wine and taking tequila and whiskey shots.

Oh, and $150 bar tab

What was her name?

Ate a bunch of bread that I was going to eat tomorrow for lunch. Started eating it and thought 'oh well, it's half gone and will be kind of stale tomorrow' so I finished it. Then I drank some wine to wash it down so now I feel like a tranquilized pregnant cow. I had some more work I wanted to finish ahead of schedule too, but even typing this message is a challenge.

Oh well, on the bright side I guess it's not a problem that I decided to eat tomorrow's lunch for dinner considering I'll probably still be full at lunchtime tomorrow.

Tyrone

conne, that does not sound awesome.

describe the bread.... slowly... and sensually..

A long thick baguette. Dark crust. Exterior was ridged and rock hard.

oh yeah baby.... hold on... fuck it... i got to make a run to the grocery store...

A good crusty loaf of bread is a magical thing.

It was actually plain focaccia.

Ahh, the thin, flat, creamy coloured exterior, carefully trimmed and smelling of the sweetness within. It beckons you to drizzle it with your oil and feast upon it with gusto.

I had lovely plans today. Friends had a bunch of steaks and sausages that we were going to have for lunch. Then we had some activities planned (that were making up for last week when someone else had to cancel) and would probably have ended up doing something for dinner and maybe watching a movie.

Then I woke up this morning 15 minutes before my alarm went off. Looked at my phone and had to get on a call at the time my alarm was set for.

I don't think I have left my bedroom (where my computer is) all day other than to get coffee and breakfast cereal from the kitchen.

Stop drinking such cheap shit and the hangover will probably not be as bad.