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post #40651 of 68142
Monday, my boss asked me to help out with some issues...i spent the day going over 130 clients and fixed some clerical errors and billing issues...in a nutshell, some exemptions had expired and had to be manually keyed. So i did it.

Today i came in, and had an email from billing for every account. Someone had already gone in and changed the account, but did it for the incorrect amount...so i had to fix it AGAIN. now, im getting EVERY ONE OF THOSE BACK because someone else is going after me and RE-EXEMPTING those charges. This is going to have to be fixed, because negotiations have already been made, and these exemptions are over. Im looking at the paperwork now. I dont know who it is, but i hope they get impaled by a giant spinning dildo...and their only hope for survival is to drink mineral oil to keep their asshoal lubed with oily shit to keep the spinning dildo from ripping them apart.

keep in mind this shit is keeping me from my normal duties.
post #40652 of 68142
I was eating a piece of avocado for lunch because I am a fat fuck and can only wear big fat fatty pants and I only have a few pairs big enough for my fat butt to fit into. I was trying to spoon out the piece where it attaches to the stem and can sometimes be hard to get out and ended up flipping a chunk onto my trousers and avocado is so oily that it left a big fat stain on my (scarce resource) fatty fatass pants that now need dry cleaning and everybody's going to be thinking "mishap with the cheeseburger, eh, chunks?" and I'm going to be all

ffffuuuu.gif it was avocado!
post #40653 of 68142
you could always rub some of the avocado into your pants. Although you'll need to follow it up with a squeeze of lime juice.
post #40654 of 68142
This shit again.

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post #40655 of 68142
AGAIN? Wtf man?
post #40656 of 68142
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

AGAIN? Wtf man?

+ wtf mang?
post #40657 of 68142
Let's get the ball rolling again, any cute girls.
post #40658 of 68142
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Let's get the ball rolling again, any cute girls.

Agree on that one..

Any talent there?
post #40659 of 68142
derk - sorry dude. frown.gif

doulas - i lol'ed
post #40660 of 68142
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

you could always rub some of the avocado into your pants. Although you'll need to follow it up with a squeeze of lime juice.

and salt
post #40661 of 68142
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Originally Posted by Rambo View Post

and salt

And tequila.
post #40662 of 68142
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

AGAIN? Wtf man?

When I got my motorcycle license, I had to go to the DMV two days in a row.

Apparently they can't issue an IL license (I was switching from MN) *and* print an "M" on it at the same time, so I would have to go through once, get a license printed, and then go wait in line again to get a new license printed with the M.

Since I was trying to go at lunch or before work or something, I didn't have time to go through the damn line twice and had to come back the next day. No idea why that couldn't be done in one trip (or why they wouldn't let me just go back to the same counter after they print the first license without having to wait in the whole damn line again).
post #40663 of 68142
why are you guys all looking for excuses to lick my pants?
post #40664 of 68142
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why are you guys all looking for excuses to lick my pants?

we're trying to help you out since it seems that you're too rotund to bend down and clean them yourself.
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Originally Posted by Rambo View Post

we're trying to help you out since it seems that you're too rotund to bend down and clean them yourself.

We're not talking about pants anymore, are we?
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