Things that are pissing you off. - Page 2711

I was eating a piece of avocado for lunch because I am a fat fuck and can only wear big fat fatty pants and I only have a few pairs big enough for my fat butt to fit into. I was trying to spoon out the piece where it attaches to the stem and can sometimes be hard to get out and ended up flipping a chunk onto my trousers and avocado is so oily that it left a big fat stain on my (scarce resource) fatty fatass pants that now need dry cleaning and everybody's going to be thinking "mishap with the cheeseburger, eh, chunks?" and I'm going to be all

it was avocado!

you could always rub some of the avocado into your pants. Although you'll need to follow it up with a squeeze of lime juice.

This shit again.

AGAIN? Wtf man?

+ wtf mang?

Let's get the ball rolling again, any cute girls.

Agree on that one..

Any talent there?

derk - sorry dude.

doulas - i lol'ed

and salt

And tequila.

When I got my motorcycle license, I had to go to the DMV two days in a row.

Apparently they can't issue an IL license (I was switching from MN) *and* print an "M" on it at the same time, so I would have to go through once, get a license printed, and then go wait in line again to get a new license printed with the M.

Since I was trying to go at lunch or before work or something, I didn't have time to go through the damn line twice and had to come back the next day. No idea why that couldn't be done in one trip (or why they wouldn't let me just go back to the same counter after they print the first license without having to wait in the whole damn line again).

why are you guys all looking for excuses to lick my pants?

we're trying to help you out since it seems that you're too rotund to bend down and clean them yourself.

We're not talking about pants anymore, are we?

Well, you put the lime juice in with the avocado to keep it from turning brown. Well, unless you want a brown smear on your pants instead of the oil slick.

Oh, that's mean. LOLOL