Things that are pissing you off. - Page 2620

Originally Posted by LawrenceMD 

I was walking the dog right now and almost got hit by a car barreling through a stop sign. the motherfucker was busy on his cellphone (and had his fucking iPhone buds in both motherfucking ears.). It was really fucking close (he screeched to a halt and his bumper was touching my jacket - he was in a BMW SUV).
Fuck it nothing happened, my dog was fine. Thats all that matters.

Originally Posted by Steve Smith 

People say that using a cell phone is as dangerous as driving drunk? Which people are those?

Originally Posted by Lady Canuker 

Smart ones

Originally Posted by Steve Smith 

People say that using a cell phone is as dangerous as driving drunk? Which people are those?

Originally Posted by acidboy 

so acidkid #2 got a couple of goldfishes from her preschool teacher as a christmas gift yesterday. I came home yesterday and she was all giggly and excited and placed the fish in this very small and old fishtank on a small table and placed a toy she can sit on beside it so she can just look at her first pets. she also told me the bigger of the two is [name of acidkid #1] and the smaller one is her. being that its a small tank the nanny placed a saran wrap over the tank just in case the fish might decide to jump. I opened up a corner of the saran wrap cover they placed, and told them I'll just get a larger fish tank today.
and so.... acidkid #1 just called me up at my office 10 minutes ago, obviously she just finished crying and said "daddy, the fishes are DEAD! they jumped out... you left the cover open!" I also found out acidkid #2 was inconsolable- bawling her eyes out while she was brushing her teeth... these are the things that will put them in therapy years from now.

Originally Posted by Claghorn 

People eating (fragrant) dried squid at bars.

Originally Posted by acidboy 

I just hope when they get killed they won't bring innocent people along with them... What's worst and scarier are these idiots I see texting while driving- a motorcycle! So much stupidity in this world...

Originally Posted by Alter 

That's definitely gonna put your dad of the year status at risk.

Originally Posted by Kid Nickels 

+1...there have been many scientific studies on this.... saw a show on Nat Geo about it. it's not the same as saying you are actually "drunk" per se, but the end results are essentially the same.

Originally Posted by Thomas 

Mythbusters did an episode on this (confirmed) and though it wasn't the sort of experiment you cite in the literature, I thought the methods and results were compelling enough.

Originally Posted by Lady Canuker 

The police have said it on the news, but Nat Geo and Mythbusters both saying it is even better!

Originally Posted by Thomas 

It was a fun episode to watch, actually.

Originally Posted by Thomas 

I can't begin to tell you how much hassle the teeth-brushing business becomes. Holy cow, I've had a few instances which required bungee cords, a bar clamp / spreader, and a welder's apron.

Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH 

It really bothers me when my girlfriend walks into the house while on the phone and continues to be on it for several minutes. I don't know why. I guess part of it is because I know it is her mother talking to her and she never shuts the fuck up.