Things that are pissing you off. - Page 2596

Hey, stitches, I'm going to buy your kid a savings bond. Why don't you give me his social security number? I promise I'm not going to open credit cards in his name or anything. For realz.

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Yeah, they have to have an account there too. It is pointless, they make it so nobody will bother to get them anymore.

This all reminds me, getting a tattoo of your SS# on your dick would be a funny thing to do.

or a tattoo of a bigger dick on your dick

I'd call it a draw too, but not because I was uncomfortable in my seat, I just don't like being next to grossly obese people.

No, even better for our smegma friends, they can get the first five tattooed on their dick so its visable, then you see the last four when the foreskin is pulled back. Bingo!

well, i guess then you will be uncomfortable when we have lunch.

thats gross.

INORITE!!?!!?!

It may just be stress and the vague sense of doom that typically accompanies finals for me, but I feel like I'm speaking/understanding less Icelandic than I was a month ago, and this is incredibly fucking infuriating.

My girlfriend just got a new job and she is eligible for a bonus that is a higher % of her salary than my bonus %. Granted it is a % of a much smaller number, but still.

When I walk I land on the back of my heel. I am trying to change that, but it's hard since walking is second nature and I often forget to pay attention.

I had similar experience a couple or so years ago. The guy was so fat that he spilled over into my seat with his skin touching mine the whole time. I felt cheated because I'd paid for an entire, not partial, seat.

Get a pair of New Balance Minimus Zero shoes for walking around the house and running errands. They facilitate you making a midfoot strike rather than heel. After wearing them for awhile, you'll find that your strike will change when wearing street shoes as well. Here is a link to the NB Minimus Zero Life shoe http://www.newbalance.com/Minimus-Zero-Life/MW00,default,pd.html?dwvar_MW00_color=Grey_with_White&start=6&cgid=167000.

I started wearing the NB Minimus running shoes last spring, and I love them. I noticed a difference in not only the way I run, but also the way I walk even while wearing street shoes.

Wow, thanks a lot for that, JayJay.