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Originally Posted by
Fang66 
Now green peas is another story. It has been well known to science from at least the 60s that green peas have an extremely similar composition to a combination of human faeces and green food dye.

I don't ever want to become known as a dissembler or deceiver, so I'm gonna put my cards on the table right now. I am currently eating a breakfast pizza, and I scraped most, but not all, of the cheese off from it. I did not do it to hurt any of your feelings, though. It's just that a man's got to do what he feels in his heart is right, you know?