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I was joking around with a friend that I would shave the unmentionables for No Shave November.

I cut them. They bled. It wasn't pleasant, and it itched like crazy. In one of the few spots you really can't scratch if you don't want to look like a pervert.
post #38147 of 65744
My company joined a business organization that calls itself, in its name, a "Consortia." It's driving me up the fucking walls.
post #38148 of 65744
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Originally Posted by Douglas View Post

My company joined a business organization that calls itself, in its name, a "Consortia." It's driving me up the fucking walls.

i didnt know you were in the porn industry? confused.gif
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post #38150 of 65744
my bad, i thought the word had general sexual connotations, but apparently, not so. just refers to spousal relations.
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3: the legal right of one spouse to the company, affection, and assistance of and to sexual relations with the other
post #38151 of 65744
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Originally Posted by dune View Post

I was joking around with a friend that I would shave the unmentionables for No Shave November.
I cut them. They bled. It wasn't pleasant, and it itched like crazy. In one of the few spots you really can't scratch if you don't want to look like a pervert.

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post #38152 of 65744
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Originally Posted by in stitches View Post

my bad, i thought the word had general sexual connotations, but apparently, not so. just refers to spousal relations.

BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!@#!%$#@%$!#$#!

FWIW, I always liked "engaging in sexual congress" myself. Ever since I heard Gilbert Gottfriend say it one time, I've tried to work it into conversations, but with limited success.

BTW: I have lots of things that make you uhoh.gif at the moment, but not much else.
post #38153 of 65744
Pissing me off: yesterday went from a scheduled 10 hour day to an unscheduled 13 hour day. Today when from a measly nine hour day to a 12 hour day. censored.gif I might miss happy hour tonight!
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!@#!%$#@%$!#$#!
FWIW, I always liked "engaging in sexual congress" myself. Ever since I heard Gilbert Gottfriend say it one time, I've tried to work it into conversations, but with limited success.
BTW: I have lots of things that make you uhoh.gif at the moment, but not much else.

"In flagrante delicto" is my favourite.
post #38155 of 65744
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Originally Posted by Douglas View Post

My company joined a business organization that calls itself, in its name, a "Consortia." It's driving me up the fucking walls.
i guess they were trying to call themselves a consortium but mistakenly used the plural form? these are my favorite kind of business people, idiots who try to convince you they're intelligent
post #38156 of 65744
Children. Why would anyone want to have one of these little monsters? Jesus christ, they're awful.
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Originally Posted by Rambo View Post

Children. Why would anyone want to have one of these little monsters? Jesus christ, they're awful.

I agree and they cut into ones suit budget.
post #38158 of 65744
at a certain age and with the proper training, they do make excellent manservants
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

at a certain age and with the proper training, they do make excellent manservants

This has some pretty disturbing pedophiliac undertones...
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Originally Posted by Rambo View Post

Children. Why would anyone want to have one of these little monsters? Jesus christ, they're awful.

Before a certain age, it's a failure of parenting, rather than a fundamental flaw with children, that makes them seem awful.
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