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post #37786 of 70273
Worse are the people that audibly blow their nose constantly. If they squeezed their buttcheeks together every time they farted it'd still be less obnoxious.
post #37787 of 70273
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

record political tv ad combo last night. it went something like Obama attack on Romney - Romney attack on Obama - Obama ad refuting Romney attack - PAC ad attacking Obama - Obama attacking Romney again - Romney talking about his economic plan. 6 ads all in a row.
i realize that i'm in a battleground state, but this is making my head spin. one thing that i filed for future reference is that you can apparently ask the networks to run your commercial after someone else runs theirs. this could be the source of endless amusement, such as running bacon ads right after weight watchers'

I'm not in a battleground state, but still we hear it.

A friend of mine was attacked by a foaming-at-the-mouth Obama supporter at a gas station yesterday morning. Said friend is religious, Republican, as good-natured as they come, and a strapping lad (in his mid-40's but who's counting). I still can't believe anyone was so stupid to start something like that, but politics does weird things to your brain, I guess. Said Obama supporter was arrested at the scene after getting a mild beat-down.
post #37788 of 70273
That is an awesome story, T-bone.

Pissing me off, from last night, are people that organize 5:30-8pm events on a week night, and provide shit like a few platters of salmon mousse on a cucumber slice. If you're going to keep my in mid-town over the dinner hour on a week night feed me you fucking cheap so and sos!
post #37789 of 70273
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

I was going to ask if it was your nemesis... Have you seen him?

he was.
post #37790 of 70273
I gotta find out who this guy is. I have to have seen him... What kind of dog?
post #37791 of 70273
major +1 to sneezing.


a woman I used to share an office with (ok, it was a giant office) sneezed all the fucking time. I just stopped saying bless you because I found myself constantly saying it.

needless to say she was termed at some point.
post #37792 of 70273
Also a piss off are folks that make a point of "blessing you" when you sneeze. Did you notice I turned and lowered my head and attempted to muffle that thing as much as I could not to draw attention to it? Alright, then you five bints did not all need to bless me.
post #37793 of 70273
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

I gotta find out who this guy is. I have to have seen him... What kind of dog?

it looks like a larger brown german spitz. the way I see it my life is better with a super weird/creepy/nemesis-y guy lurking around.... it keeps me on my toes.
post #37794 of 70273
I've started to just let out a little, "Oh!" Andrew Dice Clay style whenever this woman sneezes now just to entertain myself so I don't punch her in the mouth.
post #37795 of 70273
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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post

it looks like a larger brown german spitz. the way I see it my life is better with a super weird/creepy/nemesis-y guy lurking around.... it keeps me on my toes.

Poor dog... probably doesn't even know that his owner is a prick.
post #37796 of 70273
I sneeze in a huge booming way three times in succession. I really don't want to sneeze that way, but thats the way my lord and savior created me.

I've sneezed so violently that I've blown off a surgical mask right off my head.
post #37797 of 70273
if I ever have a sneeze coming and a fart locked and loaded, I try to do them both at the same time since the noise of the two humors me.
post #37798 of 70273
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Originally Posted by in stitches View Post

call to check if there is a bench warrant out in your name now, and reschedule. nothing like getting pulled over for a seat belt infraction, and finding yourself in the back of a squad car. truth.

Called jury commissioner, rescheduled with no problem. Yay?
post #37799 of 70273
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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post

I sneeze in a huge booming way three times in succession. I really don't want to sneeze that way, but thats the way my lord and savior created me.

I've sneezed so violently that I've blown off a surgical mask right off my head.

Years ago, when I was much stronger than today, I was bent over and a huge sneeze exploded out of nowhere. The odd position I was in allowed my intercostals to crack a rib. I'm much weaker now, so don't think that could happen again, but I've never allowed myself to get caught in any odd position when a sneeze hits.
post #37800 of 70273
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Originally Posted by gomestar View Post

if I ever have a sneeze coming and a fart locked and loaded, I try to do them both at the same time since the noise of the two humors me.

+1 peepwall[1].gif
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

Called jury commissioner, rescheduled with no problem. Yay?

very good. you should be in the clear.
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