Things that are pissing you off. - Page 2518

But who ever buys from vendors with either these kinds of reputations?

My gf was telling me about how she values honesty above all else and how I should never lie to her. So we were talking later, and she asked me if I had ever had sex with a ladyboy... Now she has the nerve to be upset at me.

Women... who needs them?

That was probably the most quintessential Eason post ever.

the same people who buy things from telemarketers. most people are kinda thoughtless.

Stupid girl in one of my classes will not email me back! I'm supposed to meet with her to discuss a project....I emailed her two days ago, still no peep...WTF she is a grad student, aren't they supposed to be more diligent than this?

Get used to it. Buck up and do the whole thing yourself. Relying on people sucks.

Boyfriend pretty well hung huh?

First of all, my heartfelt congratulations to you!
Second, I can't imagine how the topic would have come up unless you hinted at it. (It's hard not to talk about the things we love most.)
Third, I reiterate my heartfelt congratulations. (For the bolded part of the quote, I mean.)

you'd be surprised at what people will do.

Dude, how does that come up in conversation? Really?

and do you have pictures?

THIS

Until Eason manages to get a ladyboy pregnant

NOAP.

I fucking lol'ed so hard at this

i thought today was my day. evidently not.

Are you surprised?

Sorry to hear this. Your time is coming, even though it might take ten generations!

thanks, buddy.