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Originally Posted by Biscotti View Post

I remember back in high school I went to an Outback with this girl and her parents.
The parents were fat as fuck, and they ordered a 'bloomin' onion' for us all to share, which was slathered in some sort of tangy cream sauce. They ate two of these things and were wiping their creamy fingers on their pants. They gorged their faces, and in my mind I taught to myself how fat this girl is going to be in ten years. I excused myself and had a cigarette in solitude.
I hope you enjoy your night out on the town. At least Outback does not have a 'chocolate waterfall'.

i approve of this story.
post #36812 of 61855
eBay.

Whenever I lose an auction, I take it personally and remained despondent for some time afterward.
post #36813 of 61855
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Originally Posted by speedy4500 View Post

eBay.
Whenever I lose an auction, I take it personally and remained despondent for some time afterward.

Speaking of Ebay, I keep running across sellers who put men's shirts on female mannequin forms. It freaks me out for reasons I don't understand, especially if the mannequin obviously has nipples.


Also I don't understand why mannequins have nipples.
post #36814 of 61855
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

FML. I'm apparently having dinner at an Outback steakhouse. I feel like the word steak should be in quotes. Fuck I hate the vagracies of business travel.
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Originally Posted by Biscotti View Post

I remember back in high school I went to an Outback with this girl and her parents.
The parents were fat as fuck, and they ordered a 'bloomin' onion' for us all to share, which was slathered in some sort of tangy cream sauce. They ate two of these things and were wiping their creamy fingers on their pants. They gorged their faces, and in my mind I taught to myself how fat this girl is going to be in ten years. I excused myself and had a cigarette in solitude.
I hope you enjoy your night out on the town. At least Outback does not have a 'chocolate waterfall'.

I was about to say...

(on a sidenote: our local outback franchise has stopped serving bloomin onion years ago. so now they just serve grilled leather with gravy on the side
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Originally Posted by Rambo View Post

Not necessarily pissing me off but I just had the weirdest thought process: I was taking a dump and went to flush the toilet and it wouldn't work. So I took off the tank lid and reattached the flapper to the handle. But I had to dip my hand in the water to do so. So for a good minute or so I was debating whether I had to wash my hands before I wiped my ass, or the simple fact that my ass was already unclean negated the dirty tank water.
In case anyone is curious - the double wash won out.

unless the tank is caked in grime/rust/mud/calcium, the water that flows in is as clean as the water coming out of the tap... just sayin' smile.gif

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just got maybe 3 hours of sleep last night. wife is out of town so I have the room all for myself. turned off the light at 1am, and I dreamt that a heavy arm laid across my chest and I felt/heard someone breathing on my right ear, and I tried moving and couldn't and I could only say "who are you?!" and that woke me up.... and couldn't sleep afterwards. I'm gonna have to drink myself to sleep tonight.
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Pissed as fucking hell. Just got a call that a good friend's dad was murdered yesterday for doing his job (law enforcement). People fucking suck. If there is a God, let him be a God of vengeance
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

Pissed as fucking hell. Just got a call that a good friend's dad was murdered yesterday for doing his job (law enforcement). People fucking suck. If there is a God, let him be a God of vengeance

sad to hear. even though law enforcers are always in the line of danger, its still sad to know people get killed just because they're doing their sworn duty. hope they fry that bastard.
post #36817 of 61855
H - that is terrible. some times the world is a really shitty place.
post #36818 of 61855
Wasn't able to go to track practice because the shut off valve in my restroom broke, while I was changing the flushing mechanism. plain.gif
post #36819 of 61855
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

You should see the four top that just sat down. Must weigh 1200# between them. Quite the lookers.

crazy.gif

At least they didn't make a scene about the restaurant being too hot and demand for the A/C to be lowered. It was bad.

(what happened to the :vomit: emoticon?)
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Originally Posted by Biscotti View Post

I remember back in high school I went to an Outback with this girl and her parents.

The parents were fat as fuck, and they ordered a 'bloomin' onion' for us all to share, which was slathered in some sort of tangy cream sauce. They ate two of these things and were wiping their creamy fingers on their pants. They gorged their faces, and in my mind I taught to myself how fat this girl is going to be in ten years. I excused myself and had a cigarette in solitude.

I hope you enjoy your night out on the town. At least Outback does not have a 'chocolate waterfall'.

That's nasty, please tell me you didn't talk to her again.

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Originally Posted by Biscotti View Post

I can not stand people using 'totes'.

Like, "I totes have to study today!!!!!" "Totes the hottest place in town!!!!"

so on, so forth

"LIKE OHMMMMGGGEEEE, EEEEEKKKK"

I know what you mean.
post #36820 of 61855
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

I have no idea what any of this means... confused.gif
You should really watch it once. It may have after effects though, so be warned.
Not that it would add something to the viewer count -- the video has 350 fucking million views already...
In six weeks. Sigh.

post #36821 of 61855
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Originally Posted by b1os View Post

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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

I have no idea what any of this means... confused.gif
You should really watch it once. It may have after effects though, so be warned.
Not that it would add something to the viewer count -- the video has 350 fucking million views already...
In six weeks. Sigh.


lol, the song is catchy.

Bios, are you in undergrad? (B/c of your Mathematica post)
post #36822 of 61855
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Originally Posted by CalTex View Post

lol, the song is catchy.
So are a variety of STDs
post #36823 of 61855
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

Pissed as fucking hell. Just got a call that a good friend's dad was murdered yesterday for doing his job (law enforcement). People fucking suck. If there is a God, let him be a God of vengeance

Jesus, I'm sorry to hear that.
post #36824 of 61855
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Originally Posted by CalTex View Post

lol, the song is catchy.
Bios, are you in undergrad? (B/c of your Mathematica post)
Yep, studying Econometrics.
post #36825 of 61855
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Originally Posted by VLSI View Post

While I don't bother with paper on door, I get really creeped out when people choose to use the "peek through crack" technique instead of "door locked" technique when checking occupancy of the stall.

Except when the lock is relatively weak and people push too hard. Very awkward moment as you meet eye contact with someone. The one time it happened to me I was mid-holding my phone up in the air while trying to browse Reddit with the shitty service in the bathroom.
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