Things that are pissing you off. - Page 2450

As was going through 30 odd pages of ramblings about toilet paper shoved into bathroom stall handles.

After 15 minutes, my thoughts were: He really should edit his first post and add the resolution to the mystery.
After 25 minutes, my thoughts were: If this shit isn't fucking resolved...
After 35 minutes, my thoughts were: At last. And this is something that must be earned. No spoilers.

Don't be mad at me just because you don't know how to brush properly.

My cat has got it in her head that she can name anything just by adding "Mind of" in front of some word. (She learned this from "Mind of Mencia;" she does not understand that Mencia is a guy's proper name.) So recently, she's been insisting that her new name is to be "Mind of Syrup." She did that b/c she knows how much I dislike saying syrup.

Also, she just learned the idiom "as of late," which she thinks is a classier way to say "lately." As of late, she keeps finding pretexts to use it.

This is actually true. I'd been brushing wrong for well over two decades. Now I brush in circular motions.

And in all seriousness, that was an amazing thread.

My dentist is actually really hot so while it sounds like a Steven Wright joke I always stop flossing a week before the appointment so there's plenty to clean.

Sorry to hear this. I guess when my time comes, this is how I'd like to go.

Yeah, I thought about myself, too. I'm in excellent shape but I've been working out pretty hard lately, and sometimes when I'm gasping for breath after a strenuous circuit, the thought of dropping dead crosses my mind.

Groups of people walking on the sidewalk. They seem to believe you should move into the grass to let them buy. Now I just stand there and let them walk into me, which they do, like morons.

Also, was walking and looking at my phone earlier, heard loud crunch, looked back, stepped on a dead bird

And they do that while looking on their smartphone. Or alternatively, they simply stare on the ground but god forbid you shall ever have any kind of eye contact and interaction with them. Plus a very dead-looking facial expression. And an agry dead-looking one when you don't play their game.

Seriously, kill yourself.

I've just been in a foul mood. Not sure if its related to hitting my head this morning.

Not me. When my time comes? 90 years old and bedding my newlywed 18 year old bride while I'm in a drunken stupor.

It is very rare for you to be in anything less than a joyous mood, especially since you've been in Iceland.

I know I complain quite a bit but I'm normally happier here than in the USA. I seriously may have given myself a concussion this morning. I suspect that's the source of the shit mood, honestly.

I hope you're okay; concussions are serious business. You should get that checked out.