Things that are pissing you off. - Page 2446

feels good, no? did you get a reach around too?

5'3" and 400lbs? is that gary coleman?

That is surreal. Maybe he fainted because he was overjoyed at the opportunity to feel some parts? (It's happened to me.)

faint-or or faint-ee?

that was my target. I get a bonus on 3 numbers a year, this year it was 4%, 6% and 8%, really depending on what seems feasible when we close the years plan. it seemed almost impossible to hit 8% last October, I didn't for the life of me think that I'd hit 10 % let alone 24. as is, I'll make more than anybody in my department, aside from my boss, and I will probably make as much as she does. which means of the 600 employees of the company, I'll make more than all but 6 or so this year. but I get compensated for 8% and 80% the same, that was the top teir of my bonus structure.

my only hope is that I can convince my CEO that a good chunk of this should count towards next years growth, but I don't think that will work.

I was the person who fainted out of an excess of enthusiasm at the opportunity to touch parts. As it turns out, it happened to me in the airport too, but not in security.

I have not bought stamps in a decade. I have my secretary mail everything for me. If I have to go to the post office personally to mail something personal like a box of black rubber dildoes to Stitchy I just pay for it at the counter. No need to save stamps.

Hmm. Do you have other things to get angry about, or do you just not get angry? For my part, I hardly ever get angry. But I know that I should at least get angry sometimes, so I channel that feeling into the realm of stamps.

Also, my life would be better on the whole if my secretary mailed things for me. But alas, I am not an elite NEPA lawyer who has access to such amenities.

ppl putting hashtags in every status update on facebook or text is really pissing me off

Here's what pisses me off, when those automatic paper towel dispensers are set to distribute a short length of towel.




Seriously, fuck you. I have to hit that thing three times to get a proper length of towel. Just set it so it's a good length and I'll only use one. You're not saving towel by making it short.

Assholes.

what is a hashtag? i hear this on fox soccer news every night - something like "so hit us up on twitter using the hashtag banterzone" wtf are they talking about?

youre a sweetheat, B.

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also, i slammed my knee on the corner of a piece of furniture last night, and i am now walking like a gimp.

its sort of like a :roma:

this "#"

its used to tag things in twitter, tumbler..... in your case, the twitter handle of that person is, #banterzone.

The terrorists have truly won.