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oh gawd. was just submitted to a body search at JFK. 5'3" 400lbs black man had his hands on my ass, ass crack, taint, ball sack, and a light grazing of my penis. he fell down reaching to pat down my feet and when I tried to help him up he was out of breath shog[1].gif and security sternly told me to remain still with legs apart and arms to the side.
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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post

oh gawd. was just submitted to a body search at JFK. 5'3" 400lbs black man had his hands on my ass, ass crack, taint, ball sack, and a light grazing of my penis. he fell down reaching to pat down my feet and when I tried to help him up he was out of breath shog[1].gif and security sternly told me to remain still with legs apart and arms to the side.

laugh.gif feels good, no? did you get a reach around too?
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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post

oh gawd. was just submitted to a body search at JFK. 5'3" 400lbs black man had his hands on my ass, ass crack, taint, ball sack, and a light grazing of my penis. he fell down reaching to pat down my feet and when I tried to help him up he was out of breath shog[1].gif and security sternly told me to remain still with legs apart and arms to the side.

5'3" and 400lbs? is that gary coleman?
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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post

oh gawd. was just submitted to a body search at JFK. 5'3" 400lbs black man had his hands on my ass, ass crack, taint, ball sack, and a light grazing of my penis. he fell down reaching to pat down my feet and when I tried to help him up he was out of breath shog[1].gif and security sternly told me to remain still with legs apart and arms to the side.

That is surreal. Maybe he fainted because he was overjoyed at the opportunity to feel some parts? (It's happened to me.)
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

That is surreal. Maybe he fainted because he was overjoyed at the opportunity to feel some parts? (It's happened to me.)

faint-or or faint-ee?
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and why are they only compensating 8%?

that was my target. I get a bonus on 3 numbers a year, this year it was 4%, 6% and 8%, really depending on what seems feasible when we close the years plan. it seemed almost impossible to hit 8% last October, I didn't for the life of me think that I'd hit 10 % let alone 24. as is, I'll make more than anybody in my department, aside from my boss, and I will probably make as much as she does. which means of the 600 employees of the company, I'll make more than all but 6 or so this year. but I get compensated for 8% and 80% the same, that was the top teir of my bonus structure.

my only hope is that I can convince my CEO that a good chunk of this should count towards next years growth, but I don't think that will work.
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Originally Posted by in stitches View Post

faint-or or faint-ee?

I was the person who fainted out of an excess of enthusiasm at the opportunity to touch parts. As it turns out, it happened to me in the airport too, but not in security.
post #36683 of 66648
I have not bought stamps in a decade. I have my secretary mail everything for me. If I have to go to the post office personally to mail something personal like a box of black rubber dildoes to Stitchy I just pay for it at the counter. No need to save stamps.
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I have not bought stamps in a decade. I have my secretary mail everything for me. If I have to go to the post office personally to mail something personal like a box of black rubber dildoes to Stitchy I just pay for it at the counter. No need to save stamps.

Hmm. Do you have other things to get angry about, or do you just not get angry? For my part, I hardly ever get angry. But I know that I should at least get angry sometimes, so I channel that feeling into the realm of stamps.

Also, my life would be better on the whole if my secretary mailed things for me. But alas, I am not an elite NEPA lawyer who has access to such amenities.
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ppl putting hashtags in every status update on facebook or text is really pissing me off
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Hmm. Do you have other things to get angry about, or do you just not get angry? For my part, I hardly ever get angry. But I know that I should at least get angry sometimes, so I channel that feeling into the realm of stamps.
Also, my life would be better on the whole if my secretary mailed things for me. But alas, I am not an elite NEPA lawyer who has access to such amenities.


Here's what pisses me off, when those automatic paper towel dispensers are set to distribute a short length of towel.


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Seriously, fuck you. I have to hit that thing three times to get a proper length of towel. Just set it so it's a good length and I'll only use one. You're not saving towel by making it short.

Assholes.
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Originally Posted by eddievddr10 View Post

ppl putting hashtags in every status update on facebook or text is really pissing me off

what is a hashtag? confused.gif i hear this on fox soccer news every night - something like "so hit us up on twitter using the hashtag banterzone" wtf are they talking about?
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

I have not bought stamps in a decade. I have my secretary mail everything for me. If I have to go to the post office personally to mail something personal like a box of black rubber dildoes to Stitchy I just pay for it at the counter. No need to save stamps.

youre a sweetheat, B.

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also, i slammed my knee on the corner of a piece of furniture last night, and i am now walking like a gimp. ffffuuuu.gif
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Originally Posted by romafan View Post

what is a hashtag? confused.gif i hear this on fox soccer news every night - something like "so hit us up on twitter using the hashtag banterzone" wtf are they talking about?
its sort of like a :roma:
post #36690 of 66648
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Originally Posted by romafan View Post

what is a hashtag? confused.gif i hear this on fox soccer news every night - something like "so hit us up on twitter using the hashtag banterzone" wtf are they talking about?

this "#"

its used to tag things in twitter, tumbler..... in your case, the twitter handle of that person is, #banterzone.
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