Things that are pissing you off. - Page 2432

Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 

WTF I already apologized. What more do you want?

Originally Posted by Liam O 

From the sound of it, vagisil...

Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH 

Welcome to my daily commute.

Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 

You are overweight as well?

Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH 

Probably like 10-15 pounds. But I did lose 100, so whatevez. Also, don't be a douche, I know it is hard, but honestly.

Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 

This is what I hate about SF these days. Everyone is too effing nice and polite and afraid to hurt someone's feelings. It's people like you that encourage this lame attitude. If I want to poke fun at your multiple chins, I should be allowed to do so without worrying that you will be butthurt. What are we? In junior high?

Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH 

Sure you are allowed to, but it doesn't discount that you're being an asshole. If you want these kinds of freedoms move to America then be a dick.

Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 

Fine, I'm sorry. I didn't know that you were so sensitive about your weight.

Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 

WTF I already apologized. What more do you want?

Originally Posted by globetrotter 

1. had to have the whole "well, obviously you aren't very responsible with your money" talk with my mother today. nothing like making your mother cry to make you feel good.
2. on the way to work today, while driving and drinking a power shake for breakfast, I got rear ended. got totally covered by protien shake. car needs to go into the shop, missed the appointment that I had set up. asked my secretary to greet the guy who was coming to meet me and she totally fucked it up.

Originally Posted by globetrotter 

oh and almost forgot
3. so I ended the fiscal year on friday. one report finished, one didn't (the other one isn't on plan yet as he is new). the one who didn't it was basically on a technicality, and will get credit for hitting his quota on monday (today) but it will count as hitting the quota for the year. but he wasn't in the system as having closed quota. so I coudn't congratulate him. but I didn't feel it was fair not to congratulate the other guy, who worked really hard and hit quota. so I sent out a large circulation email congratulating the one, and I sent a private message saying to the other that I would congrtulate him monday. he gave me all sorts of piss about how demotivating it was, and on and on. fuck him. that kind of thing drives me nuts.

Originally Posted by in stitches 

dear piece of shit walking down the street in downtown bmore,
just because i am wearing a jacket and tie, does not mean,
1. i will give you money.
2. i will buy you food or cigarettes.
3. i am your lawyer.
sincerely,
-stitch

Originally Posted by munchausen 

I think I must have some look that says "this guy is a chump" to panhandlers, because they always go right after me.
The sad thing is, they aren't entirely wrong. I give people money sometimes even though I know better. Usually it's a special case, like pregnant chicks or dudes missing a leg. Some 20s looking woman came up to me with a daughter around the same age as mine and got a fiver off of me the other day.

Originally Posted by dopey 

Wrenched my back yesterday.

Originally Posted by Find Finn 

where do you live?
lol, why is airplane food so shitty?
No its' manflu and it's deadly and very contagious.

Originally Posted by Connemara 

Been a month and two days since I lost grandma. It's hitting me harder now than it did before. My dad and I went to visit grandpa this weekend and she was everywhere...the chairs she sat in, her garden, even the plastic wine glasses she used towards the end when she was unable to grasp a normal cup/glass. I feel a little lost without her. I even called grandpa about today's interview and said, "Let me tell Mim," before I realized what I had said.