or Connect
Styleforum › Forums › General › General Chat › Things that are pissing you off.
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

Things that are pissing you off. - Page 2431

post #36451 of 65744
Quote:
Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

Dunno why I just noticed this after all this years, but wifey has a really fucking annoying habit where, whenever we are about to leave to go somewhere, she always has to do a lot of little bullshit things that delay and frustrate. Go to the bathroom, check her blackberry, go grab something not already in her bag. We are on vacation this week and we're constantly going up and down from the hotel room. I finally started just leaving her behind and letting her scurry up behind me to catch up
Doing it again as I type this mad.gif
post #36452 of 65744
Use this time to consider Man's Ultimate Fate in the Universe: to stand around waiting for Woman.
post #36453 of 65744
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

This is what I hate about SF these days. Everyone is too effing nice and polite and afraid to hurt someone's feelings. It's people like you that encourage this lame attitude. If I want to poke fun at your multiple chins, I should be allowed to do so without worrying that you will be butthurt. What are we? In junior high?

Apparently, since we're making fun of people's weight.


Well...you are anyway.
post #36454 of 65744
Quote:
Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

Doing it again as I type this mad.gif

Now you have started noticing, start noticing what she does and start asking have you remembered.....

I have been doing it for years, with all females I know, even my mother. shog[1].gif

1. Have you pee'd?
2. Do you have your keys/phone/whatever?
3.Do you need a sweater?

It's just like having a small child.
post #36455 of 65744
1. had to have the whole "well, obviously you aren't very responsible with your money" talk with my mother today. nothing like making your mother cry to make you feel good.

2. on the way to work today, while driving and drinking a power shake for breakfast, I got rear ended. got totally covered by protien shake. car needs to go into the shop, missed the appointment that I had set up. asked my secretary to greet the guy who was coming to meet me and she totally fucked it up.
post #36456 of 65744
Quote:
Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post

jeez.... the wife and I get into an argument and she announces she doesn't want to go to the concert tonight an hour before the fucking thing starts. Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
it was a stupid argument where she asked me to do a bunch of things (park the car, walk the dog, don't forget to bring something from the car, ect, ect) while she gets ready for the concert. So when I get back she asks: "did you do so-and-so?" I answer: Yup I did everything. She then proceeds to ask again if I did things individually: "did you remember to park the car?" I answer: I said I did everything. She asks: did you remember to bring the thing from the car?" She starts to ask if I walked the dog and I snap and say "what do you think does I did everything mean?!" From there it was typical spousal argument fodder until her big dramatic announcement of her not going. this time though I'm not going to be a good guy and do a customary "the man/husband is always wrong" apology. I'll let her deal with her issues by her lonesome.
honestly I'm ok with not going to the concert (since tomorrow is a monday and we had such a loaded weekend up to this point). Plus its not like I won't be entertained tonight since the Pats and Ravens are playing.
I think we were both tired from all the stuff this weekend we both got extra crabby.

I ended up standing on my street and asking random people if they wanted free tickets to the Metric Concert. A european couple ended up taking them. Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
I also know this little outburst is a typical pattern where she gets mad/crabby right before a big trip. Especially if she's not coming with me. I'm leaving this Friday to that haphazardly forced family reunion created by my sister. I'll only be gone for a little over a week, and the wife knows the hell/stress my own family put me through up to this point. The other annoying pattern is she'll be extra apologetic and caring the days before the flight as a way of making things up to me.
sorry for the epic rant. meh on a whole the weekend was great.

Dammit Larry - you're the one who got me and my daughter hooked on Metric, we've been listening to them all weekend and now you just gave your tickets away?!#?@ :rant:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

You just gave away Metric tickets? smh..

Yeah. EXactly, EXACTLY.
Quote:
Originally Posted by acidboy View Post

fucking family.... if there's such a thing as karma and afterlife, I believe I was a tremendously terrible person that caused the murder of countless innocent people and caused so much anguish, to be born into this one and having to deal with some of these mentally unstable, emotionally immature and hypocritical people devoid of logic, love and anything else that will not benefit their bloated egos, false pride and convoluted beliefs. plus family members that think that as long as people from the outside looking in think we're alright, and are in denial of the obviously massive shitpile that's been going on. dammit!

Yeesh mang. You totally have my sympathies.

BTW: re: waiting for womenz, I had that this morning, I had vacated the bathroom at 6:45 so we can leave at 7:30. Wife gets ready, makes tea, etc. etc and the baby and I are ready. Totally ready. Then I realized we should change the bandaid on her back, so I enlist the Mrs. help - that takes like 30 seconds, and then she's all ...I'M WAITING FOR YOU T. IF WE'RE LATE I'M GOING TO BE MAD. ..

ORLY? Well, that started a fresh new argument, one completely different from the Saturday argument. That one was kind of epic, but no point in retelling it. Instead I shall regale you with the Sunday Morning WTFHYGMI session.

Sunday morning, we all rise early and decide to replace a few rotting fascia boards on the in-law's house. Easy peasy. 1 hour job. Except that the fascia boards are two different widths, and the under-decking is also starting to rot. Oh, Nice. A trip to the HD and we have most of what we need, except that the replacement decking is too thick, too wide, and obviously bowed. Long story short, the 1-hour job ends up taking 5. grrrrr.
post #36457 of 65744
I'm starting to re-think my stance on multiple wives, Thomas. Thanks.
post #36458 of 65744
oh and almost forgot

3. so I ended the fiscal year on friday. one report finished, one didn't (the other one isn't on plan yet as he is new). the one who didn't it was basically on a technicality, and will get credit for hitting his quota on monday (today) but it will count as hitting the quota for the year. but he wasn't in the system as having closed quota. so I coudn't congratulate him. but I didn't feel it was fair not to congratulate the other guy, who worked really hard and hit quota. so I sent out a large circulation email congratulating the one, and I sent a private message saying to the other that I would congrtulate him monday. he gave me all sorts of piss about how demotivating it was, and on and on. fuck him. that kind of thing drives me nuts.
post #36459 of 65744
Quote:
Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Sure you are allowed to, but it doesn't discount that you're being an asshole. If you want these kinds of freedoms move to America then be a dick.

even in the 90's hanging out in Providence and Boston you'd have to be careful with what you say... even around your friends. lol8[1].gif... this was with mostly affluent caucasian people mind you...

thats why I found my 1.5 years of living in San Francisco in the early 2000's so confusing... everyone was super snarky to each other but there was not real consequence of getting your ass kicked.

its also why I chuckle at how NYC'ers are portrayed as mean.... everyone is actually really nice here as a whole.
post #36460 of 65744
Quote:
Originally Posted by imatlas View Post

Use this time to consider Man's Ultimate Fate in the Universe: to stand around waiting for Woman.

If I could get back all of the hours I have stood waiting for women I would have a lot of hours.
post #36461 of 65744
Quote:
Originally Posted by globetrotter View Post

oh and almost forgot
3. so I ended the fiscal year on friday. one report finished, one didn't (the other one isn't on plan yet as he is new). the one who didn't it was basically on a technicality, and will get credit for hitting his quota on monday (today) but it will count as hitting the quota for the year. but he wasn't in the system as having closed quota. so I coudn't congratulate him. but I didn't feel it was fair not to congratulate the other guy, who worked really hard and hit quota. so I sent out a large circulation email congratulating the one, and I sent a private message saying to the other that I would congrtulate him monday. he gave me all sorts of piss about how demotivating it was, and on and on. fuck him. that kind of thing drives me nuts.

fucking sales people
post #36462 of 65744
Quote:
Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post

even in the 90's hanging out in Providence and Boston you'd have to be careful with what you say... even around your friends. lol8[1].gif... this was with mostly affluent caucasian people mind you...
thats why I found my 1.5 years of living in San Francisco in the early 2000's so confusing... everyone was super snarky to each other but there was not real consequence of getting your ass kicked.
its also why I chuckle at how NYC'ers are portrayed as mean.... everyone is actually really nice here as a whole.

If I say something mean, just say something mean back. I can't stand crybabies, that's all.
post #36463 of 65744
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

If I say something mean, just say something mean back. I can't stand crybabies, that's all.

Yeah my pussy itches today too.
post #36464 of 65744
Quote:
Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Yeah my pussy itches today too.

WTF I already apologized. What more do you want?
post #36465 of 65744
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

Dammit Larry - you're the one who got me and my daughter hooked on Metric, we've been listening to them all weekend and now you just gave your tickets away?!#?@ :rant:

well at least someone used the tickets. it would've been a total waste if not. again it was hilarious trying to give them away. people were so confused, and i was shocked to see super hipster-y people turn them down because they had work on Monday (Radio City Music hall is like a 30min subway ride away).

I was about to give up when this Euro couple overhears me and the woman say's in a thick eastern european accent: "did you say Meetrick?" nods to her super Euro BF/husband grabs my tickets and gets into a Porsche parked 10feet away and drives off.
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: General Chat
Styleforum › Forums › General › General Chat › Things that are pissing you off.