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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Were they hard words?

That's a good way to say it.
post #35837 of 66440
Damn, I'm hard right now. BRB
post #35838 of 66440
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

Damn, I'm hard right now. BRB

Be safe.
post #35839 of 66440
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Be safe.

Thank goodness for emergency contraception. satisfied.gif
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I was in class. Dude walks in. It smells like manure. I'm thinking this dude must've been working with cows. Gross.

Dude to my right leaves during class. Smell disappears. He's gone forever. Comes back. Smell is faint but much subdued.

Real life shit in pants event at college?????
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Originally Posted by gomestar View Post

my group had an early meeting and somebody brought in a cake. Free food, great!!
shit was insanely dense and sugary, it went down like tar. I am sugar crashing hard at my desk and it's only 10 AM.

i fail to see the problem.
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Originally Posted by MrG View Post

Seriously, though, it does make me feel old. I keep thinking that I'm only in my early 30s, and there shouldn't be anything wrong with me yet, but then I realize I'm finally to the age where things can start going wrong and maintenance is important. Plus, now I'm having a little freakout wondering if it's actually a big deal.

+1. same age, same story, same sadness about it. frown.gif

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Originally Posted by indesertum View Post

I was in class. Dude walks in. It smells like manure. I'm thinking this dude must've been working with cows. Gross.
Dude to my right leaves during class. Smell disappears. He's gone forever. Comes back. Smell is faint but much subdued.
Real life shit in pants event at college?????

fantastic!
post #35842 of 66440
Probably your first experience with it, and it won't be your last. I promise.
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

Thank goodness for emergency contraception. satisfied.gif

Maybe it would be best to wait for LawrenceMD to weigh in here, but I don't think you needed that emergency contraception.
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rotflmao.gif

stories of people shitting pants is, to me, always hilarious
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post


If you can't handle it, they are probably hiring at Burger King.

Tricky part about PB & J working at Burger King is getting all parts of the order correct.

 

Meat, bread, lettuce, pickle, sauce, it can get pretty complicated.

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Wait, Burger King has PB&J now? With meat, lettuce, pickles, and sauce? What is the world coming to? confused.gif
post #35847 of 66440
do people seriously ever shit their pants?

How does one end up sitting in class with shit in their pants? I could maybe understand running for the bathroom and not quite making it on time...but at least then you basically end up in the bathroom.

Do you not realize you have shat yourself?
post #35848 of 66440
states of matter. Sometimes what is expected to be a gas is actually a solid.
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Or worse...liquid.
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Originally Posted by gomestar View Post

rotflmao.gif
stories of people shitting pants is, to me, always hilarious
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Originally Posted by gomestar View Post

states of matter. Sometimes what is expected to be a gas is actually a solid.

have you read the sharting thread?
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