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Doug, sorry to hear about the suit. I hate them fuckers and their lawyers even worse.
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Originally Posted by Bhowie View Post

Worked an event at a store last night. I knew this store was a shithole before I went in. I normally would have hired out this one, for a few reasons I just didn't. The customers were the grossest people I have ever seen. 2 people smelled so strong of urine and shit that I could smell them as soon as they walked in. One of the guys had only 1 tooth, it looked like a walrus tusk. An obese guy comes in with one of those old lady wheeled, foldable buggies with an oxygen tank attached. It looked like the guy threw up on his shirt and never washed it. I was there for 3 hours. Fuck.

I always wonder about the clearly homeless people showing up for free samples who keep trying to get more since you're not going to get drunk off a half oz cup...must suck to deal with them.
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Originally Posted by Bhowie View Post

Worked an event at a store last night. I knew this store was a shithole before I went in. I normally would have hired out this one, for a few reasons I just didn't. The customers were the grossest people I have ever seen. 2 people smelled so strong of urine and shit that I could smell them as soon as they walked in. One of the guys had only 1 tooth, it looked like a walrus tusk. An obese guy comes in with one of those old lady wheeled, foldable buggies with an oxygen tank attached. It looked like the guy threw up on his shirt and never washed it. I was there for 3 hours. Fuck.

That's a bunch of bullshit, I had spilled some creamed corn on my shirt but was so busy with vital tasks that I didn't have time to clean it off. Creamed corn makes a healthy meal, you know, but it has to be complemented with oxygen to get the full nutritional effect. Hopefully you won't be so quick to judge in future.
Edited by L'Incandescent - 9/8/12 at 10:30am
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Originally Posted by Bhowie View Post

a spider bit me an inch from my dick. shit is swelling like crazy.

Probably should talk to a therapist about that. If you're getting an erection from being bitten by a spider, something ain't right.
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Originally Posted by otc View Post

I always wonder about the clearly homeless people showing up for free samples who keep trying to get more since you're not going to get drunk off a half oz cup...must suck to deal with them.

I am only legally allowed to serve a certain amount to people when I do these, so I just flatly tell them no. Generally the store owners step in and tell them to fuck off. This has only been the 2nd store that I've done an event at that is shitty. I hire out all the events that are in the hood. I've been fighting with the tasting company lately about billing rates and other fees they've tried sneaking in. So I did it myself.
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There is a guy I know who has a cat with a history of food sensitivities. His vet prescribes a special kind of food for the cat. But the guy thought it would be a good experiment to see how the cat handled regular, non-prescription food. After that happened, the guy had to spend a lot of time cleaning his floors. What a crazy story, huh? It almost seems like the guy in the story is cognitively deficient or something.

Also, out of the blue the cat has started pronouncing falcon as "FAWL-kun" like they did in the old days. (Like in The Maltese Falcon.) The guy in the story finds that pronunciation irksome, but the cat keeps finding pretexts to use it. (When she jumps to a high place she cries out "I am mighty like an FAWL-kun!")
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

No, never. The closest I get is a book in one hand and a glass of bourbon in the other.
I have season 1 of Breaking Bad on DVD and have watched the first 15 minutes, so far. Baby steps.
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good luck with the suit, Douglas. and the shoes.

you really need to get on with the BB, best show on TV right now, hands down.
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Originally Posted by Bhowie View Post

Worked an event at a store last night. I knew this store was a shithole before I went in. I normally would have hired out this one, for a few reasons I just didn't. The customers were the grossest people I have ever seen. 2 people smelled so strong of urine and shit that I could smell them as soon as they walked in. One of the guys had only 1 tooth, it looked like a walrus tusk. An obese guy comes in with one of those old lady wheeled, foldable buggies with an oxygen tank attached. It looked like the guy threw up on his shirt and never washed it. I was there for 3 hours. Fuck.

you should have told me you were in bmore.
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Originally Posted by Bhowie View Post

a spider bit me an inch from my dick. shit is swelling like crazy.

too bad, another inch and you would have been in luck.
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Also, out of the blue the cat has started pronouncing falcon as "FAWL-kun" like they did in the old days. (Like in The Maltese Falcon.) The guy in the story finds that pronunciation irksome, but the cat keeps finding pretexts to use it. (When she jumps to a high place she cries out "I am mighty like an FAWL-kun!")

Its Sunday the sun is out the dog has gone for a walk and then as I read this I can only think "why do people take drugs?"
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Originally Posted by Geoffrey Firmin View Post

Its Sunday the sun is out the dog has gone for a walk and then as I read this I can only think "why do people take drugs?"

So you think that might be why Genevieve has all of a sudden changed her pronunciation of "falcon?" You might be on to something!
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Basically ended up telling the japanese business connect I have spoken about before, to go fuck himself yesterday (in nicer words though), as he kept winding me up and wasting my time.

It's always nice to spend your time and money and have them amount to exactly nothing.
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

So you think that might be why Genevieve has all of a sudden changed her pronunciation of "falcon?" You might be on to something!

Where is she getting the drugs?
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Where is she getting the drugs?

Catnip
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It is Sunday today. You know what that means. Monday is right around the corner.
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

It is Sunday today. You know what that means. Monday is right around the corner.

I would imagine Mondays must be tough on you. I would assume there is a back log of neurosurgeries from the weekend the Chief Resident must take care of?
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

I would imagine Mondays must be tough on you. I would assume there is a back log of neurosurgeries from the weekend the Chief Resident must take care of?

Are you kidding? He probably cleared that backlog, using remote robotic surgery, over the weekend.
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