Things that are pissing you off. - Page 2239

keep the bunny away from remote controls. they will eat the top part of the buttons right off... its the most depressing thing ever.

Try saying "fuck" or show a female type chestal area on network TV. Hell the movie ratings board in America may as well be run by a bunch of nuns. (who love violence).
Free speech zones anyone?

WRONG!!! (Not literally run by nuns or people who may as well be them.)

The FCC are to strict and conservative when it comes to this issue.

I did not get a really good night's sleep last night. And here is the reason that happened: I decided to wear Anne Pliska edp as my bedtime fragrance. Well it turns out little Genevieve likes Anne Pliska edp quite a lot. At various points throughout the night I woke up to a cat licking my arm. (If you don't know, cats have tongues like sandpaper.)

Bedtime fragrance? WTF? Do you also prepare for bed with the soothing music of Yanni?

First, Abba. Now, Yanni. I'm beginning to think SF cannot appreciate good music.

 

Honestly I must have been bitten by an Armenian during a full moon or something... my hair is really light colored, so you don't see it, but recently my chest hair started growing back over my shoulders, and the missus is threatening to shave, nair or leave me if it makes it down to the bottom of my shoulderblades.

 

 

fttfy

 

seriously, if she's old enough to understand consequences, just explain to her that if she doesn't take proper care of it, it's going in the pot.

 

 

DAFUQ?

she cant lick you if she's dead...

I hate getting sick during the summer. On the tail end of a cold that came on strong saturday. I usually never get sick because I take an elder berry losenge at the slightest hint of being sick but my last bottle was at work. Went from soar throat to full on cold in less than 12 hours.

I'll take the one cold a winter I get but in the summer...they are unbarable.

Boy I'll tell you what Neo, I sometimes think I'm the only one here with good taste in music. When I read the What Music Are You Listening to Lately thread, I notice that other people's music is sometimes good, but very often not. Mine, on the other hand, is good every time. I mean without exception.

And no, I don't listen to Yanni before I retire (go to bed). The reason is that Yanni's music is bad. The fragrances I wear when I go to sleep are good, high-quality fragrances. That is why I wear them, you see.

Women of all ages are unable to understand consequences. Or - in the rare case they understand the concept - they think it applies to other people.

Do you think Anne Pliska is a bad bedtime fragrance? I also put a little dab of Guerlain Parure on my thumb last night. (Parure is absurdly expensive because it's discontinued, so I don't want to use too much of it.) As good as Anne Pliska is, Parure is better for sure.

 

I think even the female "mind" (by which I mean the randomized interaction of hormones) can get a vague sense of "CLEAN THE GODDAMNED CAGE OR I'M GOING TITUS ANDRONICUS ON THIS FUCKING BUNNY AND YOU'RE COMING WITH ME"

 

 

I'm confused why a person would wear a bedtime fragrance... I mean, do what makes you happy, but thats definitely a new one.

Stick your head in a bucket of diarrhea 2 times and only pull it out once, that will cure your cold.