Things that are pissing you off. - Page 2197

don't blurt it out to a client. Unless that client is Haynes.

depending on the nature of the conversation, mentioning it to any of your male analysts or associates should be ok and they'll immediately understand what you mean. I would have said female analysts or associates too, but now I am no longer sure.

also, Getting up from your chair after an hour long conference call and blurting out "ugh, god damn chair gave me major swamp ass" probably isn't good context, but will likely product the laughs.


also, it's swamp ass. Swampy ass sounds too stylized and kind of dilutes its impact.

All very good advice. Thank you

I corrected my post in the dinner thread

T - don't mention kancho. I thought it would be funny to tell one of my boys to go kancho his mom and yell "kan-cho!" but these things have amazing memories and he's done it to me 2 or 3 times since...

FTFM

i for one, certainly do hope you blurt it out at work. that would be an awesome story. and you could post it in your things i can believe i just saw thread.

hahahahahahahaha im glad i left our meetup unscathed.

Does your taint spot ever get so wet and slimey that it ends up smelling like a vagina by the end of the day?

Yeah, mine neither...

how do you know? do you stick your finger down there, get a nice swipe, and then take a whiff?

i have though noticed my armpits gets pretty vagoozelley (sp?) after very serious sweating and no air ventilation.

I thought all men did...

You ever have morning sex and dont get a chance to shower before work. Then you are standing at the urinal later peeing and can smell the pussy on your crotch and get embarassed that others can smell it and think you have a ripe wet pussy?

Me neither...

i didnt say either way. i was just asking your technique.

All my joints are in excruciating pain today. I can barely move its so bad, and it's not the dull ache I've grown accustomed to. I can only imagine I'm coming down with something, and I'm on the clock, which equates to on my feet, until eleven thirty

Welcome to not being used to walking around the City all day.

pBoops, I have medical issues. I'm actually in good shape and spend an average of eight hours a day on my feet on hardwood. This is very different.

I am sorry, lover.

feh. I realize that Italy - Germany is on and figure SURELY I can catch some of the action. Not at work, no sir.

So I go to my phone, download the ESPN app, which requires that I download Adobe this and Adobe that and so on and so forth, then I have to lie to get access, then I have to wait because all of a sudden everything's gone slow. Then I wait some more to pick the event (Euro 2012 duh, nothing else matters), and finally, I get a picture. Just in time to see the players trading jerseys. Italy 2, Germany 1

^ I only caught the last twenty minutes or so. Couldn't believe what I was seeing: Germany looked terrible.

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On the last night of my bi-annual visit with my parents, my dad strategically broke our mutual silence/denial re: my longtime (non-Korean, whitey) girlfriend. It was for the best, I suppose. But dealing with my mom's hysterical meltdown isn't very pleasant.