Things that are pissing you off. - Page 2181

Originally Posted by in stitches 

not sure, more likely something didnt agree with me, as i didnt really go overboard eating there.
im afraid to eat anything now, things are unstable.

Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH 

I remember I went to a charity beefsteak dinner with my father and a bunch of people. The next day I was on NJ Transit in the bathroom of the train shitting the whole ride home and shitting the whole night. I called my father and it was the same for him and all of his friends. We had a good laugh at our collective misfortune.

Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH 

This dominican woman that I work with always cooks up the stinkiest fucking shit for lunch. Pisses me off.

Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH 

Nothing worse than being in the subway trying to hold in gallons of diarreah.

Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH 

This dominican woman that I work with always cooks up the stinkiest fucking shit for lunch. Pisses me off.

Originally Posted by gomestar 

back when I worked at Target (so this was high school), somebody was, apparently, pissed off at everybody who also worked at Target and they got revenge by going to the grocery store next to us, picking up a fish fillet, sticking it in the microwave for 5 minutes and then walking away.

Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH 

That's evil.

Originally Posted by LawrenceMD 

the thing to do is contact other people who were at the BBQ/picnic and see if others are having explosive diarrhea/vomiting. the odds are others from the party are having ASS'N'MOUTH-SPLOSIONS also then it was a tainted dish - if not then its most likely a food allergy that you don't know about yet.
if your kid's tummies are upset as well take em to the doctor ASAP because dehydration (from losing fluid from both ends) is serious when it comes to kids.

Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH 

Nothing worse than being in the subway trying to hold in gallons of diarreah.

Originally Posted by gomestar 

or being in a car where somebody just let it out*
* I forget which thread I posted this story in, but I think it's the subway one.

Originally Posted by gomestar 

oh, 2 more stories. Within the first week of me working there, there were reports of somebody taking a GIANT dump in one of the dressing rooms. I never visually confirmed this but still found it hilarious.
And then somebody threw up once and somebody used a mop to clean it up. Normal. But the buffoon who cleaned it up didn't wash the mop, and then the night cleaning crew didn't either before putting a little bit of water in the bucket and giving the entire employee lounge a good scrub. Smelled awful.