Things that are pissing you off. - Page 2152

I don't even own jeans.

My girlfriend just texted me that the window was open and she heard the guys who are hired to take the garbage out complaining about something. She heard one of them say, "open it up to see if there is mail in it so we can get their name." The guy reads my name.

I have no idea what they are bitching about, but my idea is that they are being paid to do a job so deal with it.

muggy and raining out today

maybe there were too many of your butt play dildos in there, and it was very heavy?

Probably.

No interest in my car for sale. For $1k, you'd think some redneck would buy it just to demo or something.

Another Monday.

Not sure where to post this, so I'll put it here. I just noticed something about the giant STL Police "Nuisance Abatement Vehicle" that is often parked in my neighborhood. On both sides they've painted an eye, and right above it are the words "We are watching you!" (Yes, the exclamation mark is really there.) Good Lord, whose idea was that? I should also note that the eye is blue.

Big Brother.

Or some nerds that got their hands on a digital camera.

nothah day anothah dollah

Acid, fried lumpa with meat please. Does your cook put raisins in them? I like raisins in mine with that sweet sauce.

Yeah, so it was Father's Day/Birthday for my dad yesterday and had to work during part of his celebration at casa de los parents. Not too big a deal. When he was getting his business established years ago, he would often have to miss birthdays and celebrations because he was travelling so much... so just that we can all be together he's happy.

We were talking about my aunt and everyone agreed that we could see things turning for the worse with her each time we're together... And my mom was telling me about some of the shit on that side of the family and its really just truly remarkable what's been done and not in a good way. We're also not sure what her future care plans could be due to money and she smokes a ton... It isn't a pretty situation

Someone offered this up to me yesterday, first time it's ever happened to me. I was completely baffled for a moment.

Of course, I'm almost 20 years older than you, so you're doing something wrong.

Ed, do you think you're great aunt might be developing Alzheimer's or some other dementia, or is she just getting to the I Don't Give a Rat's Ass stage?

Well, the first time it was by a teenage black kid, the next was a crazy guy who lives a few buildings away from me who is always overly excited to see me. He wears the same double breasted jacket every day that is about 4 sizes too large for him.