People who act condesending to me, then get all pissed the fuck off when I act like a smart-ass to them. Ex.: I went into Barnes and Noble last night to purchase a couple of books with an expired coupon. Now I'd already called and told them about what I wanted to do, and they said it would be no problem. So I get to the register with the books in my hand and pop out the coupon. Now we have to call over a manager to approve it and when she comes, she gets all pissy with me. I try to explain the situation and she begins to point out the words on the coupon in a loud voice and with a shitty look on her face"ON ONE BOOK ONLY". Being the smart ass I am my response didn't go over to well "Are you sure? Now hold on a minute, let me get my glasses out and look that over." She proceeds to crumple up the coupon and grabs the books off the counter. Then she informs me that if my conscience can handle it, I can get another coupon to use. I said "Why bother? I think it would be less of a hassle to steal the fucking things instead. I'm sure my degenerate conscious wouldn't have a problem with that." and left. Why is it that the people with double-digit IQ's always end up in low level management positions?
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12/17/07 at 1:46am