Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Originally Posted by GQgeek

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have you seen the connemom?

No. I'd still do it, regardless. Option A) She's hot and it's good sex; Option B) She's nasty and I get to make all kinds of jokes about boning Conne's mom. Win-win.

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

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No. I'd still do it, regardless. Option A) She's hot and it's good sex; Option B) She's nasty and I get to make all kinds of jokes about boning Conne's mom. Win-win.
Consideration #3 is that she practically deserves to be sodomized for producing conne in the first place. Then, hopefully, she'd never ******** again, and spare us another of him. Oh and regarding Option A. I suspect that conne's mom may in fact be hot. I could see an oedipus complex widening to include other old when his mother refused his advances.

I called the fuel company and, as I expected, they told us to leave the house immediately and sent someone to check it out. My dad refused to leave ebcause he was watching the Dolphins game. My mom and I agree that he has a severe lack of safety consciousness.

Stupid f-ing weather. 70 degrees today. It's the end of December god damnit. It's supposed to be in the 40s! Mother nature better fix this quick.

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Originally Posted by Connemara

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I called the fuel company and, as I expected, they told us to leave the house immediately and sent someone to check it out. My dad refused to leave ebcause he was watching the Dolphins game.

My mom and I agree that he has a severe lack of safety consciousness.

Your dad is a douchebag.

Originally Posted by rdawson808

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Stupid f-ing weather. 70 degrees today. It's the end of December god damnit. It's supposed to be in the 40s! Mother nature better fix this quick. b
I know, b, and agree. The weather is simply influenza-inducing. It went last week from 5 (literally) to 68 in two days and then back again. Then, day before yesterday was 64 and now today the high will be about 27. Yuck! In other news: The douchebaggery on ebay never ceases to amaze/piss me off. I was doing some perusing and came across a Ferragamo briefcase that retails now at the Ferragamo store for $1600. The seller claimed a retail of $3900 and was asking $2400 for his item. Does he think he deserves an $800 "finder's fee" for an item that anybody can order online from Neiman Marcus? There should be some sort of reporting mechanism on ebay... akin to reporting counterfeit merchandise... for blatant misrepresentation of an item to that degree. More than doubling the actual retail isn't "fuzzy math;" that's just making **** up and hoping a buyer is too dumb to notice.

I'm hungover.

i dont know if i bitched about this but some douchebag has my bladerunner 4 disc i got for my birthday last year and i asked for it back about 16 times this past semester and didnt get it back and the douchebag ignored my facebook message and text message I JUST WANT MY DVD BACK AHHHHHHHHHHHH

^ Assemble a SF-mob (all dressed in EG, BoO, NdG etc, of course) and have them rough him up a bit.

finding housing in nyc since i will be interning there this summer is a pain **********.

Originally Posted by Connemara

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My mom and I agree that he has a severe lack of safety consciousness.

Eating spaghetti edmorel style is certainly not very safe. High risk of bacterial infection and all sort of other nasty stuff.

Originally Posted by Connemara

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I'm hungover.

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Spilled green tea on my favorite (and now only...) BoO shirt. Awesome. Whatever, so I try to clean it. I wash and scrub it, stains still there. I throw it in the washer, stains still there. Ok, I look it up online and use vinegar to scrub at it. See some progress so I throw it in the washer, AGAIN, with some vinegar. However I figured that since I was washing my shirt, I might was well wash my bathrobe (which is red by the way).

And then my white BoO shirt comes out with a PINK hue, and the stains are still there

Girlfriend wanting to go to Times Square for NYE . I had to slap that idea down so ******* hard she was bleeding from the ears....well that was a lie, but I did tell her it was probably the worst idea she's ever come up with.

Now we are going to a friend's party and afterward the party my roommates are hosting at my apartment. I get to wear a suit with my new AE Hale's I picked up from eBay for a steal, and she has a nice dress she's been aching to wear. Score for both of us.

However I am pissed that I forgot to get my suit pants taken in another inch at the waist and let out an inch at the cuff

F*cking DC inauguration ****. I'm scheduled to be at Dulles that day, there's no way in hell they're getting me to go across the metro area to Virginia that day.