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post #84736 of 85729
Reading in bed and dozing off. Time to sleep. Get out of bed to turn off lights.

Get back in bed. No longer sleepy.

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post #84737 of 85729

Fking prevent defenses (Football).

 

If you played great defense all game, why would you change it up - it makes no sense.

 

The only thing they prevent you from doing is winning.

post #84738 of 85729
There's a gang of militant old WASPs in my new 'hood who seek to "strongly discourage" overnight street parking, despite the fact I've observed a mean of about 20% of residents parking in front of their homes, which would be way higher except many homes have 2car garages/driveways. They operate behind the paper tiger (non)authority of the home owner's assoc. The posse ringleader - some douchey superannuated Harvard i-banker type - has twice emailed my landlords about my coupe (crammed against the bushes totally out of the way) out front despite having my email for days. And my address, obv, too. Plus he's not even driving past: I'm informed he walks his dog from way up the street every evening lol. As completely new owners in the 'hood themselves my landlords are like 'oh we better listen SR! Don't want to ruffle any feathers!'

I'm more like 'happy to accommodate and compromise with my neighbors when I'm shown how my actions cause material detriment to them. But I ain't playing musical cars or havin the wife leave the kids unattended as she endlessly drives the truck into and out of the cramped single garage for every single onboarding/deboarding all to leave room for daddy's car so that this tin-badge Sheriff of the Neighborhood can better take in the foliage with his dog and not suffer the horror of walking past yet another automobile of one of yet another of the baaaad residents.'

Ima stroll over to the dude's house this evening and have a word. 'Cease this passive-aggressive pestering of my landlords to gain leverage.' 'I don't really give a f*ck about your faction and its aesthetics agenda for nighttime, just as a minority of other residents quite clearly don't either.' Etc. Basically he'll learn I operate under the state motto of New Hampshire.

*Actually this last part is making me quite happy LOL
post #84739 of 85729
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post

Reading in bed and dozing off. Time to sleep. Get out of bed to turn off lights.

Get back in bed. No longer sleepy.

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This is why you read in bed with a yellow light
post #84740 of 85729
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Originally Posted by SirReveller View Post

I'm informed he walks his dog from way up the street every evening lol.

Here's your leverage. Make claims he's not cleaning up the dog's dump. Better yet, keep an eye out, and maybe you can get some footage of that really happening.
post #84741 of 85729
Jose Fernandez cry.gif


I despise the Marlins organization, but this guy was one of our favorite local athletes. Not just because of his talent but because of his life story and his attitude
post #84742 of 85729
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Originally Posted by indesertum View Post

This is why you read in bed with a yellow light

If I were caucasian, would I get a white light?

🤔🤔🤔
post #84743 of 85729
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post


Here's your leverage. Make claims he's not cleaning up the dog's dump. Better yet, keep an eye out, and maybe you can get some footage of that really happening.


there's always the old "false flag" play: drop a coiler in the road and blame it on his dog. you're gonna wanna eat the appropriate fare about 12-18 hours before commencing. meat only - any corn and you give the game away. would you say this is a medium-sized dog?

post #84744 of 85729

He should really commit and only eat dog food for a couple days. 

post #84745 of 85729
I've had an interesting day last night in terms of the ladies. I had a very strange relationship with this girl many years ago when I was in college. She was in high school and I was in college. She was the younger sister of a friend of mine in college and for whatever reason he gave me her AOL instant messenger name after one day I was joking around and said, "I bet your sister's hot". Anyway we would banter back and forth and I would drive to her house and hang out with her. She was an incredibly bizarre person, but I enjoyed it. It was unique, she was smart and asked me a lot of questions about a lot of different things and we watched a lot of movies together. It was also weird, I guess I was 21 and she was um 16 (I never touched her don't worry). Anyway, I graduate and she goes to college at Oxford, I was living in NYC and she was on summer break involved in all kinds of weird activism stuff and she sent me a massive essay recounting all kinds of things we did together, reflecting on what she was feeling during those times and this yearning for wanting something more between us. It was an extremely vulnerable email that touched me. We got together for coffee later that week and had a wonderful time together. She ended up going back to Oxford and just a few months later I met my now ex that I was with for 7 years. During that time I didn't speak to this girl for obvious reasons, I think, but she was also all over the place with school and just life in general. I always wanted my ex to meet her because they are so similar, but I felt it would be awkward. Fast forward to today. I had been thinking a lot about this woman over the past year since my break-up wondering where she could be, who she is with, what she is thinking, is she thinking of me, and whether she'll ever return some day. I had all kinds of thoughts in my mind about what she is probably up to. She doesn't have Facebook, I figured her old school email is defunct, and I figured her phone number is probably different. I had a few dreams about her father (who died the day I moved to NYC) and how much he loved coffee. I also had dreams recounting awkward times we spent together. Then one day a few weeks ago I come across her on a dating app. She is 27 years old and her profile isn't surprising at all. 27. She was just 16, in high school when I started hanging out with her. Now she's a grown woman. Obviously I bite at the app, but didn't get anything in return. Thinking I still know her, she probably doesn't check that stuff often. I hold my breath last week and think, meh I'll go out on a limb and send a message to her old phone number. BOOM! Still her's and lo and behold she said that she had been thinking of me a lot lately wondering where I could be, who I am with, what I am thinking, was I thinking of her, and whether I'll ever return some day. We ended up getting together last night for coffee and ended up taking an 8 hour walk recounting our lives, thinking of when we were young. She's doing exactly the kind of stuff I expected. Our lifestyles are completely different, as they were then, but for whatever reason we still enjoy each other's company very much on some strange level. I am very happy I know her and I cherish the times we have had. Unfortunately I don't think a relationship is in the cards for us as she travels ~300 days out of the year. I don't think another long distance relationship is in the cards for me. I am not sure what form our relationship will take in the future, but I'd like her to be a part of my life in some way. After spending so much time with her last night I wanted to kind of chill out so I went to my local bar for a drink. I see my friend's girlfriend who I talked with about my experience. Two other girls walk in and I comment how one of them is beautiful. She tries to get me to talk with her, but I don't have the motivation. The cute girl leaves soon after. The other girl she was with ends up talking with me and says her friend left because she was tired, but she thought I was cute and I should call her. She gives me the beautiful girl's phone number. What a fucking day.
post #84746 of 85729
She does have a sick dowry though.
post #84747 of 85729
Where are you in your life right now. Are you ready for a relationship? You obviously can get laid like ordering pizza. But do you want a deeper connection?
post #84748 of 85729
That's a good question. The thing is I am very lazy. I like profound connections, but I don't like to have to go out of my way to get them. That feels too much like work, or responsibility.
post #84749 of 85729
I got all excited about giving relationship advice but I couldn't make it more of a third of the way through that post
post #84750 of 85729
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Originally Posted by SirReveller View Post

There's a gang of militant old WASPs in my new 'hood who seek to "strongly discourage" overnight street parking, despite the fact I've observed a mean of about 20% of residents parking in front of their homes, which would be way higher except many homes have 2car garages/driveways. They operate behind the paper tiger (non)authority of the home owner's assoc. The posse ringleader - some douchey superannuated Harvard i-banker type - has twice emailed my landlords about my coupe (crammed against the bushes totally out of the way) out front despite having my email for days. And my address, obv, too. Plus he's not even driving past: I'm informed he walks his dog from way up the street every evening lol. As completely new owners in the 'hood themselves my landlords are like 'oh we better listen SR! Don't want to ruffle any feathers!'

I'm more like 'happy to accommodate and compromise with my neighbors when I'm shown how my actions cause material detriment to them. But I ain't playing musical cars or havin the wife leave the kids unattended as she endlessly drives the truck into and out of the cramped single garage for every single onboarding/deboarding all to leave room for daddy's car so that this tin-badge Sheriff of the Neighborhood can better take in the foliage with his dog and not suffer the horror of walking past yet another automobile of one of yet another of the baaaad residents.'

Ima stroll over to the dude's house this evening and have a word. 'Cease this passive-aggressive pestering of my landlords to gain leverage.' 'I don't really give a f*ck about your faction and its aesthetics agenda for nighttime, just as a minority of other residents quite clearly don't either.' Etc. Basically he'll learn I operate under the state motto of New Hampshire.

*Actually this last part is making me quite happy LOL

One of my favorite things about the HOA in my neighborhood is its enforcement of the "no street parking rule."

Have company over and need to park on the street because there's not enough space in the driveway? Nobody is going to bother you.

Chronic parking on the street, especially overnight? Nope. GTFO out of the road.

Having a bunch of cars in the street constantly looks like shit, and it's unsafe.

This, to me, is the ideal for an HOA. You don't want a bunch of little fascists running around measuring grass with a ruler, but it's nice to have the tools necessary to keep the neighborhood up to a certain standard.
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